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i hope not cause she's dead

when will all apples been eaten?

In the year, 2525.

Am I the only person here who wears nappies?

So far as I know.

How far do I know?

As far as you would have reached if your hands were as big as Andromeda.

How many galaxies are there in this universe?

It depends where you are when you're counting them.

This is a picture of our breakfast about a month ago. Four eggs, eight yolks. All twelve eggs in the box were double-yolked. Why?

The chicken that laid them was obviously super-fertile.

Who will create an all-powerful race of mice-spiders?

The swedes.

What will they be called?

They shall be called the Swedish Meatballs.

Where did Mary Poppins go?

To have a tea party on the ceiling with Santa Claus.

How does the tea not fall out of their cups?

it's glued.

i had that too a few months ago, never encountered it in my whole life, but it was exactly like it, twelve double-yolked eggs in one box.



what should i answer if the prof asks me "in what respect is 'company' a metafictional text?" this friday?

Three options:
(A) "You almost had me there, prof! This is a trick question. 'Company' isn't a metafictional text. It's 'company'."
(B) "I am autistic and I can't see hidden meanings of words, particularly if they're social words such as 'company'. It is illegal for you to grade me down on things I don't know because of my disability."
(C) "The word 'metafictional' means that it's fiction about fiction, so 'company' is metafictional because we are really all alone, although people often pretend they're not, in the process applying and explicitly and implicitly referring to fictional conventions that aid in making the idea of 'company' look real."

Why don't all Aspies prefer science and math over vague multi-interpretable things like literature?

i think because we're also prone to copy others behaviour, so without science in the family it might be hard to go that direction
(for me it's just the wrong choise though, i'll correct that next year)

(i'm sure he'll love my anwser if i let me inpire by yours )


will i survive this three last weeks of literature?

Yes, if you place your trust in Optimus Prime. He will guide you through it.

Would you dare to be stupid?

No. I AM stupid.

Will the dinasours rule the earth again?

Hopefully, yes. Anything's better than the human race.

Who's going to win the human race?

We are!

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