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willem
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30 May 2007, 2:42 am

I like it a lot.

Why are large buses extra tall in England, and extra long everywhere else?


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30 May 2007, 3:04 am

Because London dont have evil genius stretchers

Why does Taiwan have to have the tallest building in the world?



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30 May 2007, 5:10 am

to make imposible for a sniper to see the people on the streat.

any one know why i'm here again? :?



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30 May 2007, 5:22 am

Something to do with your parents getting...together? :D :lol:

Why do people like to use sex toys?



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30 May 2007, 5:25 am

they got sick of useing the computer joy stick and geting cought.

why is it called a joystick anyway? :?:



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30 May 2007, 10:23 am

Pecause you STICK it into certain connectors ("game controller port" or USB) to acheive JOY...


How come my desk chair is facing south-by-east...?



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30 May 2007, 10:31 am

Because my desk chair is facing north-by-west.

Why is his chari facing east-by-south?


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30 May 2007, 2:23 pm

Because facing that way means all is right with the world.

Why isn't all right with the world?


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30 May 2007, 2:41 pm

Because there are NT`s on earth.

Why is there NT`s on earth?


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30 May 2007, 2:56 pm

To make us all look bad.

Why won't my cat get off my lap?


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30 May 2007, 2:57 pm

because it might it's home

Why are braces uncomfortable


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31 May 2007, 10:36 am

Timelady wrote:
because it might it's home

Why are braces uncomfortable


Because your dentist is also vice president of "Sadist's International"...
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31 May 2007, 12:48 pm

So they can escape from people faster.


Why does the current page of this thread have three consecutive numbers. This is page#234. WHY!??



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31 May 2007, 1:12 pm

because it did not want to skip a page.


do all people see the colors as the same color?(ex, I see red, do you see it the same way I do or is your red what I'd consider orange...)


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31 May 2007, 1:37 pm

If they did, the world would be very boring.

Can you eat plutonium?


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31 May 2007, 1:42 pm

you can, but you probably shouldn't.


What makes the camera flashes?


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