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26 Apr 2009, 2:27 pm

Grenade and some lighter fluid and a Tickle-Me-Elmo

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26 Apr 2009, 11:02 pm

Hair spray and a lighter

Rat poison and a box of cake mix

Tape recorder and duct tape

ShadesOfMe
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26 Apr 2009, 11:26 pm

a pack of laxatives, a cucumber, and rubber gloves.

Thatmew
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27 Apr 2009, 12:45 am

A fake mustache and beard and a Bullhorn.
CLUE and any of the weapons from the game.
An MP3/4/10 player and an axe.

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27 Apr 2009, 11:11 pm

Acetone and bleach.

A hand saw and caustic soda.

Fertilizer and diesel fuel.

matt
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28 Apr 2009, 8:02 pm

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ZEGH8578
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28 Apr 2009, 8:13 pm

i used to think this would freak out cashiers, but it turns out it doesnt, cus they dont GET it:

cigarettes.
tobacco papers.

:oops:

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28 Apr 2009, 9:36 pm

a cucumber and a romance book

amazon_television
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28 Apr 2009, 9:39 pm

candy and rat traps

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29 Apr 2009, 12:45 pm

Rope and chloroform. XD

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29 Apr 2009, 1:11 pm

Did anyone say the obvious hockey mask and a chainsaw yet?

NonlinearLuke
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29 Apr 2009, 1:23 pm

Laxatives and Depends adult diapers

Laxatives and a Plunger

Staples and Condoms

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29 Apr 2009, 1:26 pm

NonlinearLuke wrote:

Laxatives and Depends adult diapers

Laxatives and a Plunger

Laxatives and laxatives.

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29 Apr 2009, 1:27 pm

laxatives and water balloons

NonlinearLuke
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29 Apr 2009, 1:31 pm

amazon_television wrote:

laxatives and water balloons

Laxatives and Condoms

NonlinearLuke
Raven
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Location: York, PA

29 Apr 2009, 1:32 pm

Water Balloons and Liquid Drano

Condoms and Plunger

Plunger and KY Jelly

Squirt Gun and Liquid Drano

A Bra and a Rope

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