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04 Feb 2022, 8:37 am

I am the eggman. (G'doo g'doo g'doo.)

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?


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09 Feb 2022, 3:15 am

It's certainly the way The Simpsons predicted it would feel. If their yearly specials are anything to go by, I can only fear for our future to come.

How did Liverpool get its name?


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09 Feb 2022, 3:27 am

There was a contest to come up with the weirdest name for the new hamlet back in 1352, and "Liverpool" was the winner.

What is Los Angeles best known for?



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09 Feb 2022, 3:29 am

^ I thought it was named after Lord Liverpool. Became known as realm of Liverpool. The land of Liverpool. cause it belonged to him. Mr .Liverpool.

Los Angeles is known for Mel Gibson's drunken rants.

Why exactly do they call Paris, France.... 'Gay Paris ' ?


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09 Feb 2022, 6:01 am

They don't pronounce 'r' correctly in France. It's actually "Gray Paris".

Why is my roof slanted?


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10 Feb 2022, 9:10 am

because the earth is mountainous

why?


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10 Feb 2022, 9:13 am

Because.

Why do raindrops keep falling on my head?



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10 Feb 2022, 4:02 pm

There's a magnet in your head that attracts water instead of metal.

There's a caveman in a block of ice and I'm glad he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out there and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here, but what I want to know is where's the caveman?


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22 Feb 2022, 1:33 pm

on the beach tanning in the palm

what?


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22 Feb 2022, 1:34 pm

Something really hot!

How?


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22 Feb 2022, 5:38 pm

With a bobby pin.

1. Why?

2. If nothing is faster than light, how did the darkness get there first?


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22 Feb 2022, 5:45 pm

Charlie Murphy.

Music Theory question.

1. Combine the music style of Rick James and James Brown , do you get a James James, sound?

2. Combine the music style of Bobby Brown and James Brown , do you get a Brown Brown, sound?


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23 Feb 2022, 7:34 am

Brown Brown stinks.

What also stinks?


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23 Feb 2022, 8:33 am

My glasses. Cause it's brown all over.


What's the ideal condiments for floating spaghetti monsters?


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23 Feb 2022, 9:06 am

Motor oil and latex.

Why are phones rectangle instead of square or round?



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23 Feb 2022, 9:46 am

Are they? Strange. Last time I checked, my phone was a shapeless cloud of gas.

How many sea shells shall she sell?


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