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Refuses to have eyebrows because he didn't invent them.

I don't have any ears because I didn't invent them. I just have my grey fuzzy head. Sounds better than your skinhead right?

Claims to be a navy seal but is afraid of water and terrified of fish.

Actually I'm the dumb Seal that was piloting the helicopter which crashed during the OBL compound raid.

that wasn't a helicopter, it was a ham samich

I know the ham sandwich was tasty and you couldn't resist licking your lips, but honestly I think you got a bit too carried away.

i only carried the samich(well that and my friend zippy the flee)

Your "friend" pet flea appears to have drunk all your blood, eaten all your flesh and most of your skeleton. I think you need to chose your friends more carefully.

ya, what ever
mister holy-er then thou

Well that was pretty stupid to conduct a covert operation in Pakistan with a flying ham sandwich. I hear Muslims have a thing against pig meat.

Didn't they have any surgical instruments on board?

uh obviously since the Seal team did brain surgery on OBL. duh

quit smiling at me or i'll pull your whiskers out!

I' m still waiting for you to morph into the Cheshire cat...

Probably only socially adequate on a flaccid level.

I'm guessing you're into something odd, like anime or manga, metal music, maybe techno, video games, pokemon, etc.

You probably have close relationships with a few people, and are very emotional. I'm guessing you are somewhat clueless on some interpersonal matters, and either get embarressed from public displays of affection/hugging, or you're totally into it and regularly act like a weirdo in real life.

You seem like the type of person I'd bully and hang around with constantly.