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17 Mar 2023, 5:28 pm

I really do think of this thread as a way to get all the thoughts out of my head and into the universe because the universe can do with a little more of the boring.

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17 Mar 2023, 5:29 pm

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^ Off to hell with you, sir.

I thought so, I'd just be going home as I was born with a tail :twisted:

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17 Mar 2023, 5:31 pm

I wonder if I need to design a whole new t-shirt ...

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17 Mar 2023, 5:42 pm

^Oh dear

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17 Mar 2023, 5:45 pm

Gotta work on that tilt too.

i think I got a coupon.

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17 Mar 2023, 5:54 pm

Recidivist wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

^ Off to hell with you, sir.

I thought so, I'd just be going home as I was born with a tail :twisted:

Our hell is an eternity with your mother in law and fence hating neighbours, eating lettuce and digging out neverending Japanese knotweed with a small nail file whilst being slowly eaten by flesh-eating slugs.

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17 Mar 2023, 5:58 pm

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17 Mar 2023, 6:01 pm

I'm normally cold and vulnerable to cold.

Yet whenever I ate more than a handful amount of iodized salt, I feel warmer.

Why is this?

Almost like a hot flash except less irritating and doesn't make me sweaty.

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17 Mar 2023, 6:05 pm

Raleigh wrote:

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Raleigh wrote:

^ Off to hell with you, sir.

I thought so, I'd just be going home as I was born with a tail :twisted:

Oliver, you paint a very vivid picture of Hell On Earth a.k.a. my life. :twisted:

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17 Mar 2023, 6:17 pm

Think how much better your life could be if you abandon all logic, cash and personal belongings to the all powerful tattoo God, oligoliboli.
And you get complimentary slippers. :mrgreen:

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17 Mar 2023, 6:19 pm

^

free slippers ? I'm in.

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17 Mar 2023, 6:21 pm

I don’t know. I think I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Of course, free slippers are always nice…

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17 Mar 2023, 6:22 pm

Oliver isn't speaking to me.

It's all about the cheesecake mishap I think.

He didn't even like my poem.

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17 Mar 2023, 6:22 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

You ate a handful of salt??

Maybe this is overdose?

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17 Mar 2023, 6:24 pm

SEE ! ! ^ ^ :evil: :evil:

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17 Mar 2023, 6:25 pm

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I don’t know. I think I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Hmm.
I Admit he does seem to have balls

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