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The amount would be determined by his/her degree of determination.

What was/were the first word(s) spoken by Einstein?

"It's all relative baby!"

If it rains on the ocean, does the sea get wet?

It depends on what mood shes in *in quagmire voice* Ohhhh!


Should death row executions be made huge pay per view events to recoup the money spent on houseing the inmates so long?

The very thought of our society degenerating to that level makes me want to puke and it takes a lot to make me puke.


What common commodity would you be least willing to give up?

Air!

If all dogs go to heaven, then where do all the cats go? Certainly Cats would not be in heaven if dogs are there.

Did Timothy Leary go to heaven and/or What were Timothy Leary's last words?

I wish I spent more time with Wavy Gravy!

There are fourteen dead otters on your front lawn. What do you intend to do?

Skin them and make some awesome boots.

Could getting rejected with "you're a great guy, but..." EVER feel good?

Yes. If it's coming from Olive Oil or Miss Piggy.


Who knows where the wild goose goes?

I'm not telling...err...I mean I don't know anything...yah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Nestle Quik or Hershey's Syrup for your Chocolate Milk?

When is enough enough?

Ha ha ha! I knew whoever answered would say Ovaltine.


Enough is enough when there is not enough.

Anaspiesayswhat?

"An Aspie says what?"

Well I'm an Aspie and I say "what!" when I lose my job. It's mean, "is that the best excuse you can come up with for getting rid of me?"



What should I do when bosses look for excuses to fire me?

Provide them with excuses to keep you.

How many ducks could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck ducks?

42 of course!




What are anchovies made of? <<my sister asked>>

A son with a hint of chive.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?