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According to the International Liaison Committee on Resuscitation guidelines, CPR involves chest compressions at least 5 cm (2 in) deep and at a rate of at least 100 per minute in an effort to create artificial circulation by manually pumping blood through the heart and thus the body. The rescuer may also provide breaths by either exhaling into the subject's mouth or nose or using a device that pushes air into the subject's lungs.- In a guidelines thread this quote would not be noticed but thanks to here

Good morning!

Ode to a Trouser Press

Oh trouser press, oh trouser press,
I will undress to be your guest,
For standing mute in lovelinesse,
Thy stricter form my joy in creases,
I love my trouser press to pieces.

I really should get to bed now.

If someone steals your identity, and you try to kill them, is it considered attempted suicide?

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three points there

Good Morning!
Is 3:57 a.m. morning?

This post was written by me. Other people's posts were not written by me. When I eat food, it goes into my stomach. When other people eat food, it doesn't go into my stomach. Therefore, I am safe when other people eat rotten food.

Ding dong merrily on high,
In heav'n the bells are ringing:
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv'n with angel singing.

Cockadoodledoo!

It is?? You're the ultimate smartest!

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60 points from pointless.

1 + 1 = 2

1 + 46 = 47

47 + 3 = 50