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29 Apr 2009, 6:29 pm

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Acetone and bleach.

A hand saw and caustic soda.

Fertilizer and diesel fuel.

Pool chlorine and rubbing alcohol.
Aluminum foil and toilet bowl cleaner.

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29 Apr 2009, 11:01 pm

adult diapers, KY jelly, rubber gloves, enama, snake, hamster, video camera, child sized briefs banana, cucumber, 1,000 feet of rope, 5 2x4, chicken wire, ether, rubber hosing, 20 lbs of liquid latex, foam, box cutter, hacksaw, shovel, sleeping bag, hammer, chisel, pet grave stone, 300 condoms of assorted sizes, 200 dental dams, 20 "family sized" tubs of lube and box of mints! :afro:

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30 Apr 2009, 9:49 am

Laxatives and a spoon.

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30 Apr 2009, 12:29 pm

Childrens books and some lighters/matches.

A bear costume and a map of a playground. :twisted:

(my own opinion) A single copy of every doctor who DVD and some C4/dynamite.

9 Bottles of vodka and a parachute. :lol:

A dog and a buzzsaw. (i apologise, im sorta hyper)

A chainsaw and a photo of George W. Bush

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30 Apr 2009, 4:41 pm

A mannequin and a shotgun.

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30 Apr 2009, 4:44 pm

Mask and Gun

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30 Apr 2009, 5:29 pm

A six-pack of beer and a wunderbaum.

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30 Apr 2009, 6:59 pm

A large bag of kids candy and a dozen ribbed condoms!

Bag of candy and ky jelly

bag of candy and dog collar

bag of candy, cucumber and ky jelly.

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05 May 2009, 9:35 pm

Adult diapers and condoms?

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06 May 2009, 9:00 am

pills and a gun
book about suicide and gun

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07 May 2009, 3:08 am

Well, here's all I can think of...

24 pack of toilet paper and laxatives

bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book

a cat and twenty birds

a hundred bibles, tank of gasoline, and a lighter

chocolate cake mix and a bag of Warheads

two huge boxes of Top Ramen noodles

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07 May 2009, 3:52 am

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bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book

I don't think that a person who takes a job at a store that sells bazookas would be "freaked out" by much of anything.

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08 May 2009, 4:09 pm

amazon_television wrote:

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bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book

I don't think that a person who takes a job at a store that sells bazookas would be "freaked out" by much of anything.

A bazooka (weapon) and a bazooka (musical instrument).

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08 May 2009, 4:27 pm

KY Jelly and candy

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08 May 2009, 6:24 pm

Chocolate spread like Nutella, and motor oil.

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09 May 2009, 7:00 am

A signed t-shirt of syzygyish
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