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22 Feb 2021, 10:22 pm

millennium falcon.

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22 Feb 2021, 10:52 pm

Neither are correct. There is only zuul.
What happens after dawn breaks the horizon?



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22 Feb 2021, 10:53 pm

she does something for adults only.

who put the bomp in the bomp?



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22 Feb 2021, 10:59 pm

Eddie Money and Tommy James and Sonny and Cher with Trent Reznor
And Joakim Brodén at Disco party in Space!
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22 Feb 2021, 11:24 pm

from Acme, Inc.

where do people go when they die?



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22 Feb 2021, 11:30 pm

Three door down from the ice cream shop in Antarctica.
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22 Feb 2021, 11:31 pm

take him to the tracks.

how to strain a cat?



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22 Feb 2021, 11:38 pm

with a catapult.

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22 Feb 2021, 11:44 pm

Have the doctor draw some cat ears on it.

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22 Feb 2021, 11:48 pm

A zip tie and two pairs of moonboots.
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22 Feb 2021, 11:50 pm

on a wing and a prayer.

how to prang an airplane?



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22 Feb 2021, 11:59 pm

with the phalanges.

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23 Feb 2021, 12:02 am

by pulling rush limburger's corpse outta the ground and flinging it through the air.

how to fix?



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23 Feb 2021, 12:03 am



phalanges reference ^

fix by antibiotics

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23 Feb 2021, 1:37 am

by inviting individual to watch slugs race.

same q.



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23 Feb 2021, 1:45 am

Tell them they're ugly, and their mother dresses them funny.

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