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05 Aug 2007, 10:00 pm

That question was answered in the Mature Issues forum, but the thread got deleted. :oops:

How do drag racers keep their dress from getting caught on the accelerator?


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06 Aug 2007, 6:51 am

They're not the ones in drag.


What does it mean when a cockatiel says "WeeOugh!"?



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06 Aug 2007, 12:10 pm

The cockatiel is readying himself to make a mess.

If there is nothing to be done, what may one do?


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06 Aug 2007, 12:30 pm

Read a book. Play some Sega, Nintendo, or computer game. Or better yet, visit the Wrong Planet!



If a person brushes their teeth with hydrofluoric acid, what does their smile look like?



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06 Aug 2007, 12:33 pm

Rather etched, I would imagine.

I am thinking of twelve things. What are they?


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06 Aug 2007, 12:38 pm

I don't read minds, but my guess is the twelve days of Christmas song-items.



Is that even close to correct?



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06 Aug 2007, 1:38 pm

It could be, my mind was unfocased enough that I was hoping that another would list the items (and thus inform me what they were). :)

How many heads of a pin may dance on an angel?


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06 Aug 2007, 1:39 pm

A hundred billion billion. And one.

Was that too precise?


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06 Aug 2007, 1:48 pm

It was precisely inprecise enough to give a precise answer to a specifically precise question.


If Particle Man fights Triangle Man...who wins?


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06 Aug 2007, 3:32 pm

No one. A battle of those proportions would destroy mankind as we know it. Isosceles Man is around to prevent such a catastrophic event.

How come a wrong number is never busy?


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06 Aug 2007, 3:48 pm

Number theory tells us their are no wrong numbers but just numbers that are misunderstood.







When does a spark become a flame?



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06 Aug 2007, 8:28 pm

When there's fuel vapor and oxygen.



Will robots on the battlefield be good or bad?



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06 Aug 2007, 9:08 pm

Remember the movie terminator? What do you think?


Did Robert Johnson actually sell his soul to the devil for mastery of the guitar?



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07 Aug 2007, 10:58 am

Hmm... return on investments....



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07 Aug 2007, 11:28 am

Gotta get out of the house somehow.

Where Waldo now?


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07 Aug 2007, 11:37 am

In a book somewhere, trying to blend in but is unable.



So, are you good at chess or just like to chase girls?