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01 Jun 2022, 10:49 am

Your wife. If she's already in there, then your neighbor.

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01 Jun 2022, 10:50 am

While standing on one leg at the top of the Empire States Building. :P

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01 Jun 2022, 10:54 am

Your neighbour. Planted in the garden, he should have grown like potatos.

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01 Jun 2022, 11:32 am

Because it was named after Franklin Roosevelt.

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01 Jun 2022, 11:36 am

By car.
You could walk but it's really far.


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01 Jun 2022, 11:38 am



Favorite dancing music?


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01 Jun 2022, 11:43 am

Funeral dirges.

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01 Jun 2022, 11:45 am

Because it is under active development by Alex who spends all day on here trying out new stuff.

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01 Jun 2022, 11:49 am

Because it's a refrigerator.

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01 Jun 2022, 12:03 pm

She was drunk.

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01 Jun 2022, 12:05 pm

:oops: Sorry, I'll buy you some more.

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01 Jun 2022, 12:07 pm

Inside "suspense".

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01 Jun 2022, 12:10 pm

Depends how big they are. If you want a lion maybe just the one.

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01 Jun 2022, 12:13 pm

No one. I planted it in the garden, to grow into a chocolate pudding tree.

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01 Jun 2022, 12:14 pm

Leave it on the street and a passerby will likely fix it for you.

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01 Jun 2022, 2:19 pm

Attach it with some led.
With it's own meat for a battery and aluminium for wires. It should lit itself like a starlight. Chanting an ancient spell to summon a hellfire is optional.


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