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01 Jun 2022, 2:22 pm

Pour it to a glass, then throw a handful of live wasps in. Swallow in a single gulp.

What are these shining spots on the night sky?


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01 Jun 2022, 2:26 pm

Macular degeneration of your retina. See an optician! :P

How do I clean my monitor?


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01 Jun 2022, 3:23 pm

A flamethrower should be sufficient (probably).

When will my children fall asleep?


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01 Jun 2022, 3:33 pm

When you've given them enough chloroform.

When will I fall asleep?


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01 Jun 2022, 3:50 pm

You were already asleep when typing it.

Will you sing me a lullaby?


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01 Jun 2022, 3:59 pm

Yes, I'll just get my megaphone.

Will I wake up tomorrow? 8O


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01 Jun 2022, 6:33 pm

No.
You'll wake up 30 years in the past.


How much water does it take for a person to rust?


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01 Jun 2022, 6:43 pm

One heaped teaspoon.

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01 Jun 2022, 7:40 pm

Las Vegas

What were you doing last night?


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02 Jun 2022, 2:43 am

Bleeding from my open wounds.

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02 Jun 2022, 4:16 am

Unlocking cars.

What goes inside a filing cabinet?



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02 Jun 2022, 6:31 am

Locust.

What's in the closet?


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02 Jun 2022, 6:53 am

Sasquatch.

Why is rent so expensive?



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02 Jun 2022, 6:55 am

Because you keep setting fire to your house.

Why is the postman late?


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02 Jun 2022, 7:00 am

Because he's the late postman.

How to catch a squirrel?


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02 Jun 2022, 7:47 am

Grab it by its nuts.

How do you ice a cake?


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