Xenomorph. It's really just a large-ish predatory animal, so I would have a fighting chance without being a heavily armed soldier with years of training and experience. I mean, it would probably still kill me, but there would be a chance.
For a quarter of a million dollars, tax free because Uncle Sam or Queen Elizabeth II wants nothing to do with this madness, would you drink a gallon of (non-contagious) puss?
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The potted plant is judging you for your sins.
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