What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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from a couple of weeks ago.


okay, i'm in my last HS math class. normalish day but janitors are there. normally not there until like 6 PM.
and so i go down the stairs to the front lawn by the flagpole and well...mrs. siyel and her friends are all there, chatting and stuff... i go there, hi, mrs. siyel gets hugged, she does what the normally does and puts her head under my arms beside me and look up...

part 2 and i am in an underground club or restaurant that is kinda full. people i knew in HS are all there, chatting, playing cards?
theres one table to my right (suddenly they move to a bigger one to my left) and a track dude and some other guys are there. i sit and watch them, careful to not be a bother like i was when we went to school .....

i leave and there's beds! beds! mostly empty in the first room minus an elderly naked couple asleep on a top bunk, he looks at me. i shy away..
two girls I recognize are asleep on other 2 beds besides the doorway and they are labeled as 13 year olds. what? they are 18.

suddenly all my clothes are gone minus my shirt.

part 3 and it is dark. i ride down the shady street with lots of trees where usually to my right the HS basketball courts are, but here its WAY dark (i turn on my bike lights), i'm still near naked and to my right...is a beach! a very rocky beach instead of the school!

how to get to the beach...i take the thin, crumbling Winick trail (she graduated in 2013) but at one part it is totally eroded and only i make it across and down to the sandy shores, after climbing a few rocks (very rocky like I said.)

my bike is left on the trail. there's a few people there, i look at a white box i can step on to get my bike down but a guy said its "full of farm animals" and that he would "f*** it".

he takes it but i get my bike down. i'm still unclothed and I remember, hm, did i leave my shorts at the underground place??

then i awoke

:/

and from two nights ago. oh god there are so many other things here i cannot describe them, for they have already vanished...

there is a large wooden house there, on the end of a street where my elementary school was. its big and wooden, hidden almost by lots of trees. the backyard/back patio is accessible and starts in the cul de sac on the opposite of school street and it leads to another street.

there are 9 "levels", seperated by gates and steps. random strangers in the neighborhood make it a game to rub through the yard without getting caught by th people who live there, and at the later few levels, the security dogs.

i leave a bag of teeth behind that i earned at a particularly horrid sky station (on my way from there to the house i chatted a bit with a dude i had never seen in 8 years and was friends with a kid whose hair i once mocked)

i did well, but i was stopped by a gate with dogs behind it and turned back...

flash forward to my first day at college and my schedule is printed on a bucket. i'm lost, sort of, hardly found one class and was late. we're taking a test thing. we're gathered around and one guy answers the phone and starts talking in german.

some vapid chick starts to mock him, making dumb "german" sounds. and i tell her "don't be jealous because you can't speak a foreign language..."

[OHHHH SNAP! shots FIRED!]

then some dude (presumably her bf, but the model is of one person that is very infamous to me) punches me in the face.

it feels like nothing. look at him and give him more snarky sarcastic words.

i'm going to check for email, two responses

meh

New weird stuff tonight:

1. part
My mother and I were walking on a street. We stumble upon a criminal who is being chased by the police or something? Anyway he has some kind of grenade and throws it in my direction. It lands directly next to me and is about to go off. I am so shocked I cannot move at first but then manage to run a few steps away before it detonates. I am injured, but not severely. I learn that another random person was killed in the explosion. I look at my knees and see that the skin beneath my knees is red and partially scraped off. My mother is very happy that I survived.

2. part
I was with some creepy children in their house. There is one guy who is creepy in a Stephen-King-kinda way. They invite me to a 'horror evening' at their place and I accept although I'm scared. I expect that they will try to kill me. But it turns out more like a lame pyjama party. Although they do use some kind of gas that makes my vision go all distorted and blurry, but when I yell stop, they turn it off again.

Don't know if it's weird enough but I had this dream when I fell asleep at my desk at home. In my dream I was just about to have very delicious creamy flavored tea at this very desk while browsing WP. Then I woke up and very disappointingly there was no tea in front of me.

I dreamt I was at a restaurant and suddenly guys in crazy clothing entered and held everyone hostage and then began shooting everyone one by one. Me and a few others were able to make an escape and the hostage takers fired a few shots and one barely missed me. The police arrived and the dream ended.

Mix mashing games that I was playing in the PC. This one is goddamned crazy!! !
Here's what happened in one single dream, but this is kinda incomplete...

Sort of driving in an illegal street racing, NFS style while accidentally bumping on people in GTA like fashion. And so 'I' (the view is kinda 3rd person) jumped out of the car, and start running away and climbing buildings like characters from Assassin Creed would do. Pursuers are firing me bullets and arrows.

I cannot recall the rest.

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i dreamt i was abe lincoln in another dimension where i was a military officer, and i was on horseback with a sword and i would sneak up behind this poor GI and that one, and chop his head off. then the point of view of the dream shifted to one of the GIs whose head i had chopped off and my spirit was inside that GI's body as i felt the sword slice through my neck and my vision went topsy turvey as my head tumbled onto the ground with a painful thump. odd.

Basically- yourself being decapitated.

Maybe you're worried that you're "loosing your mind".

Or at least "loosing your head".

^^^
who knows? but aside from an act of god man, or Alzheimer's happenin' - I must say that if I haven't lost my mind by now... [whistles past the graveyard...]

In my dream this morning I was at my mothers house doing whatever when I got suddenly transported to a completely unknown area. I was also residing in the body of someone else but I still had my own mind. It was kind of like the movie Source Code. In this new place I had this group of friends and they tried to teach me to speak welsh. After a while I got ripped back out. I tried to go back by concentrating or something but it didn't work.

I had two linked dreams divided by a bathroom break. first dream was I was making whoopee with this gorgeous blonde amazon woman who seemed vaguely familiar. second dream was in was back in the army on my third hitch, as an old man in the present. I was in the barracks with a bunch of teenaged GIs trying to get my $#!7 together when it occurred to me that this time was only a trial and that I didn't have to stay, that at 10PM was the time limit of stay versus go, so being that it was just about that time, a few minutes before 10PM I knocked on the barracks sergeant's door, and it was the lady [in bathrobe] I'd just been making whoopee with in the first dream, and she pulled me in, then said "honey, at least pretend I'm your boss in front of the troops," so I went into parade rest and said "yes sergeant! PFC [my name] reporting!" and she said, "good, I'm glad you remembered" then closed the door and slipped off her bathrobe and softly begged me to stick around and keep her company, it was "lonely around all the youngsters" [we were both of the same vintage], she said. then I awoke. reluctantly. I wish I was married to that woman, she was BEAUTIFUL.

i had a nightmare that i was back at work in the hospital maternity ward i worked in for 2 decades, and i was in the back supply room getting medical equipment needed for delivering babies, when i spotted something out of the corner of my eye that gave me a shock- a dead baby forgotten inside one of the infant neonatal transporters- in alarm i was frozen like a deer in the headlights, wondering what to do in slow motion, then i hollered at the top of my lungs at one of the nurses walking by, "CALL 911!" and then i wheeled the transporter up to the front desk, and everybody stared at the dead baby like in slow motion, the EMS people didn't show up, everybody just talked about it. i was really appalled that a medico would forget about a baby like that and let it die, alone, stuck in a transporter. then it occurred to me, "what if this were a dummy instead of a real baby?" "is that why everybody is so casual?" "if it IS a dummy baby, then why haven't I been told?" then i awoke, with a lingering sense of dread and of a metaphoric bullet barely dodged.

Slept quite sh***y today but lots of dreams to remember:

1. I'm in a game, it seems to be 'Life is Strange' which I've been playing recently. There's a family, consisting of the parents and one daughter. They're constantly arguing and seem quite dysfunctional. They're not actually characters from the game. I have to make a decision concerning them. If I make the 'wrong' choice, the family will fall apart, apparently the daughter will even try to shoot the father.

2. This is weird. It's a story which I am apparently reading in a book in the dream, but I also see the story happen like a movie. It's about a guy who starts working in some kind of laundry company and soon notices that things are very strict there. There's a man looking kind of like Samuel L Jackson who watches over everything, and the company is kind of menacing, 1984 style. The guy soon gets in trouble because he didn't keep to the company guidelines completely. They find that out by testing the laundry he did for bacteria or something? The story ends with a bunch of people waiting for the guy outside of his room, implying they will attack him. In the dream I also watch a movie made after the story, but the end was changed to be more positive. Also it seemed like a really tense gripping story but after the dream it seems so stupid. Evil laundry companies? Really?

3. Super weird. My tongue was swollen and numb. I couldn't speak and it was very uncomfortable. Then my mouth and the skin around it started to get numb too. I googled for possible causes but could barely write, I kept making typos, deleted it and tried again. The weird thing is that I could really feel my tongue and mouth being numb. It seemed very real. I don't know why that would have randomly happened at night though.

4. Me and 2-3 other people break into people's homes at night and wash their dogs. Like wtf??? There's a friendly black large dog and we wash it in the bath tub, afterwards we clean up all the traces of us being there. I have no idea why we were doing that.

^^^

There homeless people and I think I gave them some food. Then, I was homeless and camped at the end of a road. Someone had put a spotlight directed at the road for safety to discourage criminals. I was trying to sleep and had the covers over my face but I could see through the material and I kept checking to see if criminals were coming my way.

There was a couple who was also homeless but con people. Later, they wrote a magazine for homeless people with helpful tips to survive. When I flipped through the magazine, I saw it was mostly ads promoting the couple with very little helpful information in it.

Someone offered me a frozen/TV dinner but I accidently dropped and the "food" fell on the ground. It was the most unappealing frozen dinner I had ever seen. I tried to scoop the food back into the container but it was an endless amount of bad food. I threw it away and woke up.