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17 Apr 2012, 4:06 pm

The future is friendly.

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17 Apr 2012, 5:11 pm

I hate this website.

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17 Apr 2012, 6:10 pm

slave wrote:

Life is fair.

Yes it is.

I am going to prom.

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17 Apr 2012, 6:44 pm

Albirea wrote:

slave wrote:

Life is fair.

Yes it is.

I am going to prom.

That's awesome! Do you have a date?

I took the most popular girl to my HS prom in 2008 and acted like a gentleman to her.
She and I found a spot to make out and she told me she loved me because she thought of me as the opposite of what here friends said to her about me, and her BF at the time acted like a complete jerk to her.

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17 Apr 2012, 6:46 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Albirea wrote:

slave wrote:

Life is fair.

Yes it is.

I am going to prom.

[truth]
Keep in mind this is the "Post a Blatant Lie" thread... So no, I'm not going to prom. Which is sad because I had everything planned already. Yes, even a date.
[/truth]

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17 Apr 2012, 6:55 pm

^^
I know, I know. :lol:

That sucks you're not going to prom.

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17 Apr 2012, 6:57 pm

omnivores care about animals.

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17 Apr 2012, 7:57 pm

"milk isn't for babies|"

Well big Arnie seems to think it is, wont people please listen to the Hollywood movie star. Is their nothing they don't know?

I think that's his polite way of saying people should "grow the %^&* up and be weaned."

I was reminded how sick this world really is after watching a "veal crate" video. I should stop watching these things , not that I do it often .

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17 Apr 2012, 8:02 pm

The full quote:

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

I did as he asked

Beer is proof god loves us.

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17 Apr 2012, 8:02 pm

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17 Apr 2012, 8:16 pm

I am very well liked around here.

What do I care I'm not gonna meet any of you .

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