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Where_am_I
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04 Jun 2022, 2:35 pm

Because you're Jason Bourne and a sharpened pencil is your weapon of choice.

Why does the UK have a monarchy?


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04 Jun 2022, 3:53 pm

So even Prince Andrew can get laid.

What should I do tomorrow for a change?


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04 Jun 2022, 4:11 pm

:lol:

Summon Satan.

Where is Bowie?


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05 Jun 2022, 3:57 am

For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do.

Where is my cat?


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05 Jun 2022, 4:27 am

Squatting in a box of matches.

Where's my cat?


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05 Jun 2022, 5:29 am

Being enjoyed as an entrée at an unscrupulous restaurant.

What should I have for dinner?



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05 Jun 2022, 5:53 am

Cat fur.

What should I give to my children for dinner?


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05 Jun 2022, 8:00 am

Visit your local Satanist cult and ask if you can have their sacrificial goat.

What else do I need to buy when I go into town?


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05 Jun 2022, 9:36 am

A yacht.
I think Russian celebrities are selling, you can get quite an occasion.

What are sausages made of?


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05 Jun 2022, 10:08 am

Unwanted pet dogs mostly, I'm sure you've heard sausages are also called hot dogs.

What goes into Madras curry?


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05 Jun 2022, 10:49 am

All the WrongPlanet.net PPR discussions.

Why is the sun so bright?


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05 Jun 2022, 11:03 am

It is powered by a million Duracell batteries.

Where do penguins live?


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05 Jun 2022, 11:06 am

In the hearts and minds of Linux users.

Was Bob Hope a CIA agent?


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05 Jun 2022, 11:08 am

No, he wasn't a Certified Internal Auditor.

Who shot Kennedy?


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05 Jun 2022, 11:16 am

11. Just like a saying I like to repeat all the time: “6+6 is 11” I find it catchy too :lol:


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05 Jun 2022, 11:18 am

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Who shot Kennedy?


It wasn't me, honestly, Mr Garrison.

Do central banks control the world?


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