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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Because you're Jason Bourne and a sharpened pencil is your weapon of choice.Why does the UK have a monarchy?
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
So even Prince Andrew can get laid.What should I do tomorrow for a change?
Summon Satan.Where is Bowie?
For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do.Where is my cat?
magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
Squatting in a box of matches.Where's my cat?
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Being enjoyed as an entrée at an unscrupulous restaurant. What should I have for dinner?
Cat fur.What should I give to my children for dinner?
Visit your local Satanist cult and ask if you can have their sacrificial goat.What else do I need to buy when I go into town?
A yacht.I think Russian celebrities are selling, you can get quite an occasion.What are sausages made of?
Unwanted pet dogs mostly, I'm sure you've heard sausages are also called hot dogs.What goes into Madras curry?
All the WrongPlanet.net PPR discussions.Why is the sun so bright?
It is powered by a million Duracell batteries.Where do penguins live?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,443Location: United Kingdom
In the hearts and minds of Linux users.Was Bob Hope a CIA agent?
No, he wasn't a Certified Internal Auditor.Who shot Kennedy?
Aspieangeldude Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 5 Oct 2019Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 190Location: Asheville, NC
11. Just like a saying I like to repeat all the time: “6+6 is 11” I find it catchy too