What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I dont recall most of the dream, but at one point there was a live action Johnny Bravo that turned out to be a liquid terminator.

A couple weeks ago on Thursday I had a dream I was a dragon (maybe I just like being a dragon in them too). I saw the presidential candidates currently running for office, they then were put into a race through a city which I was watching. There was a victory parade which as it neared an oceanfront of the city it was under attack from the ocean or something hit it like a tsunami. I decided to fly to a mountain range in the distance and as I was, there were like missiles or meteors coming after me. I then woke up as I was nearing the mountain range.

had a weird dream that I was a passenger in a white limousine with strangers, in a futuristic version of Tacoma [Washington state], and the bulk of the business buildings were made of gleaming metal which reflected the sunset, and somebody who was the reincarnation of my late father was the driver. I was carsick, and had to spend most of the time looking down at the floor of the passenger compartment so as to alleviate my nausea.

I had the dream of all dreams, it was like 10 dreams in one and I can barely remember more than pieces of it. I dreamt I was flying in an airliner naked. people noticed me and mentally persuaded me [no speech, just thoughts coming from the other people] to "please put some clothes on," then two pairs of pants magically materialized in front of my seat- a black pair and a blue pair, and I put on the blue pair. then I was at work in a hospital only I was not my normal self but a blond haired athlete with a v-shaped torso, very fit and aggressive, and the cops came to the hospital for some reason and I fought with them when they tried to take a patient litter [platform for carrying a patient]. I got it back from them and then hid behind the desk with a rifle pointed at them. there was much more but it all evaporated upon awaking.

I drempt that I was on a mile high unicycle. It was awesome up there! However, I had to concentrate on the tiny tire a mile below. If it went into a pot hole I would tumble from heaven and die.
I think my subconscious was telling me that you can disappear into a beautiful cloud of abstractions, but worry about practical things!

long ago I dreamt I was riding on a tall unicycle also but not a mile high, more like street lamp height. it was tottery up there.

I was in some kind of multiplayer match, all the people had mech suits of some kind, nothing recognizable. I didn't have a gun so I was running around doing jumps and flips through the air and putting plasma grenades(definitely Halo style) on the enemy team. It was an enjoyable dream.

a soft nightmare- I dreamt I was back at work in the hospital, and I was eating lunch and in the middle of it we just got slammed with a bunch of [live birth] deliveries all at once that emptied the board- on one of them it was a nurse from our section whose baby popped out of her- I struggled to get all the paperwork done but in alarm she was uncomplicated [no lacerations or anything] so was whisked to the recovery room before cord blood could be gotten. I went to finish my lunch worrying about it when in the microwave I found a placenta. I wondered which baby it was so I asked around was was told one name, then when I looked in the recovery room for that particular stamper plate [to enter the proper information when I marked up the tubes] it was not there, and the recovery room people told me it was a different name so I went out on the board to see which was which but all the names were erased and a whole new bunch were inked in. so I went back to the recovery room to try again to 1] get the cord blood for the precipitous birth I was on, and 2] find the exact name of the exact patient whose placenta was in the microwave. I asked another nurse and she instantly turned into a circus clown with blue and green polka dots, and she related to me the true story of a man with cerebral palsy who married his pet purple mountain lion, and I saw in mid-air a "thought balloon image" of that man playing with his happily writing purple mountain lion. then I awoke.

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there was an adult part of that dream involving me and the nurse. it was fun and it wouldn't let me edit a mistake, happily WRITHING mountain lion. dratted keyboard

I had an uncategorizable dream involving biting fleas, an ex-GF giving me the cold shoulder in my parents' house, and the movie "Lawrence of Arabia" shown on multiple screens in a large theatre as well as on a gargantuan tv screen in my deceased parents' living room. it started with me calling the bus company to have them pick me up and take me to the "Lakewood" theatres showing "Lawrence of Arabia" on multiple screens, I watched bits and pieces of it here and there, then took a taxi home, where it was being shown on a huge wall-sized tv in my parents' living room. I saw it multiple times but never in full, just bits and pieces. I took the bus back to the theatres multiple times, always with the same group of high school students gabbing away amongst themselves. then I ran into my ex-gf in one of the spare bedrooms, she gave me the cold shoulder, ignoring me totally. then I noticed biting sensations on my hands and privates, I looked down and there were all these biting fleas and I would try to grab but they'd always elude my fingertips. so I went into the bath and tried to wash them off, as their bites really hurt and drew blood on my hands and privates. then I awoke. nasty and weird.

me dreaming im dreaming....i mean i was aware in my dream that im dreaming, i thought of flying and i did, i though of a tree and saw one.it was a very short lucid dream though...cant understand how it happened

It was a weird lucid kind of dream, I think I was almost fully awake. I was lying in bed, though I couldn't move, I could occasionally hear low rumblings in the distance outside my apartment, it wasn't like thunder, more like bombs dropping.

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To dream you are inside and bombs are rumbling on the outside somewhere, suggests that you are being overly protective with some emotion or aspect of your waking life. You are trying to keep your unexpressed feeling from coming to the surface.