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DeepHour
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06 Jun 2022, 12:34 pm

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Why is there a fly in my soup?


It's one of the ingredients.

Is the British economy about to collapse?


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06 Jun 2022, 12:36 pm

As long as the Royal family is in power, I doubt it.

Why do cats purr?



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06 Jun 2022, 12:38 pm

They are really robots and you can hear their internal motors running.

Why does my dog want to go outside?


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06 Jun 2022, 12:44 pm

To get away from you.

How many dogs are there in the world?


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06 Jun 2022, 12:52 pm

Just the one according to common beliefs.

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How many more days must I eat lettuce soup?


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06 Jun 2022, 1:19 pm

Until you turn into a lettuce.

What's the point of farming?


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06 Jun 2022, 3:11 pm

To collect cow milk and process it into cheese, as a bonus you can also make tomatoes with milk

What 2 colors make green


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06 Jun 2022, 3:45 pm

Crimson and clover.

How do I get my child to stop setting fires?



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06 Jun 2022, 4:09 pm

Take his flame thrower off him. Buy him a fire extinguisher to play with instead.

Why is it Tuesday tomorrow?


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06 Jun 2022, 4:50 pm

Because tomorrow today is gonna be last week

Why do Angels have supernatural powers?


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07 Jun 2022, 4:03 am

So 100 of them can dance on the head of a pin.

How many angles are there in a pentagon?


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07 Jun 2022, 7:08 am

The same reasons why satin is the lord of hell, rouge is a thief, and angles having supernatural powers.


What's the quickest way to induce fever without involving any heaters, hot bathes or hot flavors and sauces?


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07 Jun 2022, 1:23 pm

You're pregnant... with triplets! :P

What should I wear to go swimming in the sea?


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07 Jun 2022, 2:13 pm

Just your eye patch.

Why do unicorns have a horn?


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07 Jun 2022, 2:22 pm

Because it's an alternative to having the horn.

How do moths get into my house?


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07 Jun 2022, 3:56 pm

Moths are very adept at picking locks and disarming alarm systems.

What should I do with my junk mail?