What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I've been dreaming that either myself or random people have been searching for something but can never seem to find it. So far I've watched the Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth Doctors running around an antique manor house, two guys going further and further into a massive ship as it sank, and some Rune Factory characters exploring a hotel and opening random doors during their search. The annoying thing is that I can't figure out either what they're looking for or what I'm personally looking for.

I dreamt I was back in the 1990s sometime, latter half probably- my late father appeared as he did then, dressed in a dark suit as he had an appointment with his doctor. I tried to tell him something [it evaporated upon waking] and no matter how many times I repeated it he did not hear me even when I shouted into his hearing aid. next scene was he came back from his appointment minus his suit, just in shirt and slacks, somewhat sweat-soaked and worse for the wear, and he put his head down on the table and started crying, and in the dream I remembered it was strange that I didn't hear the garage door open and the sound of a car motoring inside, so I peeked out in the garage and noticed the orange Toyota that was supposed to be there was missing, it was MY Toyota and I was worried what happened to it, then he told me he missed a stop sign and pulled out into traffic and got t-boned from both directions. I started crying too. then he started doing a "Benjamin Button" on me and started regressing in age until he was a pimply-faced adolescent with long hair, and I noted in my dream how strange it was to see and hear him like this. then I awoke.

Haven't posted a weird dream in a while, though I've been having some... This morning, this was a 2 hr dream (I fell asleep at 4:30, woke up at 6:30)

There was one part where one of my friends and I were heading back to my parents' place but she decided to stop at a stranger's house and free their dogs. There were candles there I kept trying to blow out but they kept relighting. The dogs followed us to my parents' where their owner came to get them.

I later left there with Matt(husband) to go to the dentist for a consultation, and he sent me elsewhere. We were in this huge city, with the buildings so tall they blocked the sky and I think Matt and I were in China at this point? There was this weird cult there that thought it was possible to transplant heads, and they got their beliefs from the Ice Age people... I saw this injured man lying wrapped in gauze with a female's head next to him. Turned out to be still alive and Transgender and tried to kiss the guy bit he batted the head away.

I went walking around and saw Matt's mom tried talking to someone to find out where to go but he was part of a mafia gang and it got weirder so I ran up a ladder to get away.
I started talking to this tall girl whose name started with a C about medical advances and before I knew it, we were in a coastal city somewhere around Alaska, and mom was yelling at me to look at the ocean. The sky was dark with clouds and it was windy, and I could hear how crazy the ocean was.

Next thing I knew this massive tsunami was rising high above us. I grabbed the man next to me and shoved him to the ground, as it was too late to run, and felt the weight of the water slam into my back. It was chaos as I tried desperately to get my bearings, to get out of the water. As the wave receded, I looked around at all the people screaming as they were pulled into the ocean and I panicked, looking for mom.

I couldn't find her but I held out hope she survived and went running away from the ocean. There was a crack of lightning and thunder next to us and a huge pine tree got hit. We saw it swaying, then fell and we tried to avoid it, but it landed right next to us and smashed a building, spraying sparks of electricity. It startled me and I grabbed the person next to me... then apologized.

There was this huge building that people started running to and I followed suit, hoping to find my parents there. I climbed the stairs to the top, which was surrounded by glass (twinkie shaped, windows to ceiling), and saw my brother with his girlfriend, and Matt was there, and dad along with the Chinese leaders, and thought "of course my family has to be in the midst of everything going down." I felt such relief and asked if mom was there, and she said "well, duh, I'm right in front of you." I settled down on a row of chairs (like at an airport) with my boys, who ended up falling asleep, as the Chinese Ice Age cult started converting people.

Mom handed me a small leather journal she'd been writing in, and told me it was a translation of the cult teachings. For some reason I started thinking about piercing my boys' ears while they slept... such silly thoughts were squashed as Patrick Stewart came walking in, dressed in a long brown leather robe with hood, and it was kind of plain, with tassels, and I started giggling. I said, "sorry, but I really do like you in that."
He was speaking a strange language and we were commenting on him being an original from the Ice Age though later when he started speaking English, I wondered how he knew it.

Suddenly, people started screaming again and we saw the wave coming at us. As we were in the very top, everyone felt less afraid than the people below us, but the wave rose higher and crashed onto the ceiling, cracking it so that water poured in.

As we started to relax, another wave rose up and this time, the ceiling broke, and we were all soaked and almost washed away. As the water receded again, I looked up at the clouds and suddenly, I was flying above them with a couple other people in a sort of open cockpit helicopter. We could see someone was trying to get rid of the clouds by having Hell Hounds (they looked like black huskies... adorable) running around attacking the clouds, but the clouds were on fire, with lava and solar flares, and I was concerned the Hell Hounds would get burned, but they were fine.

As we flew along, we were suddenly picked up by some female not-quite-deity, who dropped us on a mythological cave filled island and told us to basically pick an adventure. Apparently my adventure was waking up...

I had an awesome dream 2 nights ago.

It started pretty normal. I was in a city close to my home and accidentally went to a wrong bus on my way home. The bus went to some kind of army camp. I heard other passengers talking war stories and speculating what might happen next. I got curious so I followed them as they got out.

We ended up in some kind of underground field, with celling very high. Maybe it was a hangar? The bus passengers went up to a group of soldiers and started talking to them. I could figure out they are soldiers too - just in civil clothes. Some were pretty high range, considering how the actual soldiers were treating them.

Suddenly I looked up and saw a few blue lights above us. The lights were getting bigger and bigger. I had bad vibes about this so I went up to the group and asked them what the lights mean.

They said we must evacuate because an attack is coming but noone told me where to go. I tried following them but they entered a staircase and I lost track of them. There was a lot of stairs and passages all around and I could see and hear random groups of people. I choosed one of the ways and went there. I heard someone saying "Stick to the group!" but they were unreachable. There was a few people who got stuck in the same way as me so I wasn't all alone though.

Suddenly monsters started to appear out of nowhere. Sometimes I could see high rank soldiers attacking them with bright circles of energy coming out of their hands, in another passages. There seemed to be noone that advanced around me but fortunately there was no monsters in our path so far.

Soon a monster appeared in passage next to me. There was no way to get there but I had a straight view of shoot and there were people in the passage where the monster was. So I tried to mimic what high rankers were doing. Nothing appeared in front of my hand but the monster got hit by some high ranker in the other passage and... I saw "LEVEL 4" in front of my eyes, like in a video game. LOL?

The farther I went the more and more people got gathered in my passage and soon we become an unofficial group. But still noone seemed to have any rank, they were all just recruits and had no clue what is going on or how to protect themselves.

A monster appeared in front of us. It was a small one, a bit similar to a squirrel but size of a small monkey. I tried to do the energy trick again. This time I could see orange, yellow and green circles in front of me but it was just my imagination because nothing happened and noone seemed to see it. But the weird squirrel didn't seem dangerous nor aggressive, it was just standing there, not letting us pass. Maybe my "spell" worked after all? I got pissed off, went up to the squirrel lifted it up by its fur and thrown it out through a window.
People around me made an applause.
LOL. It was a hilarious scene.

I was disappointed by my lack of skill but people around me said I am the only one who to know what I am doing and started to follow me no matter where I went. They didn't want to choose any path by themselves. Knowing we must evacuate I decided to go forward. Which happened to be way up.

We ended up in a huge room in what seemed to be last floor of the building. The path behind us closed. The only openings were windows on two opposite sides or the room. One with view to a mountain, other to an field and forest behind it. I looked through the field window. There were a lot of soldiers on the field but there was no way down other than a rainspout. We could possibly climb down it and go to the field to met the other people in what seemed to be the evacuation gathering point but it was like 6th floor so it would be really dangerous. I didn't feel brave enough to do so and wouldn't suggest other people do it either.

I checked a window on the other side. The ground was also 6 floors under it but there were two terraces on the sides a floor under us. The terraces seemed to have ways leading lower too. But there was no possible way to get to the terraces from the window. There was a signboard right under one of the windows which could potentially be a path but it was too far away from the terrace and didn't seem stable either.

Looking through the window I seen a girl from my "group" climbing down to the signboard. I yelled in panic:

- What are you doing? Climb up right away! Do it! Fast!

The girl listened to me and some people by her window helped her climb up. Right in time. As soon as she hold to their hands the signboard started to move and it went down a few seconds later. She could die if she was there a moment longer.

We heard a speaking trumpet from the field. It was telling about the evacuation going to the mountains. We went to the field heading windows and yelled for them to tell us the way to get down but we got an answer they are sorry but that it is impossible because our passage simply doesn't have an exit.

Soon the field got empty and we were left hopeless. There was an unknown danger awaiting us. The reason to evacuate, whatever it was.

I had to do something. I looked around and closed my eyes, focusing on everyone around me and trying to teleport us to the field. I forced myslef to believe it is possible and with the eyes of my imagination I seen everyone around me covered in red light. Suddenly someone next to me said:

- What are the silver lights?

My focus broke and I opened my eyes.

- Oh, they are gone. I was hoping someone is trying to help us but they failed apparently...

I looked around and realized interesting detail.

- Is it me or there is actually a bit less of us now, though?

People around me looked around and agreed.

Then a part of wall cracked with a blink of orange-red light and two people of our group appeared on the other side. They must get teleported there! I can't explain how the wall cracked though.

- We found a way down! - they said.

Behind the wall there was a passage leading to one of the terraces. And on the edge of the terrace we found a slide leading in soft circles right to the ground. We were save!

When we got down and started heading to the mountains we found a group of people heading to the military base. I went up to them and said they can't go in because the base got evacuated and they should get out of here as soon as possible.

It ended up the group is Ms. President (yes, Ms. not Mr., apparently a woman was President in this dream) and her guards and I am supposed to act as the army representative now because I am the highest rank among people surrounding me and there is no way to reach higher rankers.

Me? A mere civilian that got into this all by coincidence and learned a bit by watching people around me? I am supposed to be army representative in front of the President? I have no clue!!

The shock caused me to wake up.

Blimey, that is a really weird one, Kiriae. I've actually never had a video game-like dream [apart from one where I was wearing Samus Aran's armor for some reason]. By the way, your avatar looks extremely familiar. Who is it?

I dreamt that o.j. simpson had an alternate time line where he never met the woman he murdered, and that ended up with him becoming president.

^^^it was what one might call a "cold" nightmare.

last night I had gone back to school and the teacher told me I only got a 30 on my math test (which I don't remember taking but I did believe I had studied hard for). Then I'm at the old house of my aunt and uncle and I'm dreading going back to school and even thinking about skipping it. and then I broke down crying telling them about the failed math test and that I can't help it because I have arithmilexia, which is like dyslexia but instead of words and letters I can't understand numbers and math problems.

I might have this disability in real life because even though I'm hyperlexic when it comes to reading and writing I've never been good at math.

had nightmare about getting a hostage virus on my puter that told me I had to pay somebody $500 to unlock it, but also in the dream I wiped the puter and installed a back-up hard drive that I had in case. also had a weird dream image or picture in that dream, of a yellowed old newspaper clipping of a cartoon featuring a Mexican lying on the beach under a giant Mexican sombrero hat with a chimney 3 feet high, placed over his manparts, and the cartoon was captioned with some non-sensical thing, "los alhambros aux gom" which I can't figure out what that means.

This was a while back, but this is a dream I had that I think would classify as 'weird'. This is as I wrote it in a journal entry.

I was watching an Ent from Lord Of The Rings perform a monologue. I do not remember what the monologue was about. There was something involving a moth or a dried up leaf. Anyway, the Ent leads me to this pit or basement thing that has these scary looking cutouts of monsters and animals, and traps me there. Then this big, plump, pink pig with a scary looking, but cartoonish looking face emerges and starts chasing me. I manage to find my way out of the pit basement thing, but the pig is still chasing me. I come across a barn and run inside, shutting the door behind me. While the pig is trying to break the barn door down, I find a few Pokeballs in the barn, and I was about to release a Pokémon from the Pokeball to defend myself against this pig when I woke up.

I dreamt I was in some sorta soup kitchen, and we were at a table, the room was all beige as was the table- people were eating some kinda cooked bird that had layers of meat on it like bacon, same color but fatter. I didn't have anything but some white leafy vegetable on my place, so the fella on my left felt sorry for me and gave me a few slices of his bird bacon. I ate it, it didn't register too much on me, then I found myself in the kitchen backroom where there was this tub of discarded [but cooked] gristle, skin and fat- and I combed through it looking for bits of meat to eat, when suddenly to my shock I saw a baby's face, and I moved the animal flesh out of the way and uncovered the baby's torso, it was dead but had the fresh look of a newborn that had been bathed. I went and got my sister and she saw it and said OMG, then the dream segued to all of us in that soup kitchen standing inside a New Delhi [India] pawnshop, the view out the windows indicated it was almost dusk- and we were gazing at the used electronic stuff up on the shelves behind the counter, while one of our party was doing some kind of transaction with the clerk. then I awoke.

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i dreamt i was in an operating room with actress jodie foster. she was aged in her 60s but very well preserved, wearing only a hospital gown as she sat upon the operating table. she stripped naked and proceeded to engage in a ménage à trois with two obscenely endowed male actors who tore her up, afterwards we had to operate on her to sew up the damage. then i collected up all the used surgical instruments/supplies, some quite bizarre in appearance, and took them to be washed, then the scene shifted to a bunch of people having babies all at once and i was crazy busy, I got hot and took off my scrub top and nobody noticed. what a weird dream!

^^^that is probably spot-on.