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08 Jun 2022, 7:59 am

Probably October 2118.

How many fish can live in one tank?


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08 Jun 2022, 8:32 am

None, they would have difficulty driving it and firing at other military targets, I also doubt that tanks are watertight so they would die of asphyxia.

What type of soup should I make today?


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08 Jun 2022, 8:38 am

A radish soup that consists of yourself... While substituting coagulated blood for tomato bits and meat.


What's not allowed on the beach?


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08 Jun 2022, 9:13 am

Raining.

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08 Jun 2022, 1:19 pm

Breathing.

What's not allowed on WrongPlanet?


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08 Jun 2022, 1:40 pm

Picking a vegetable for a nickname.

Why are birds chirping?


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08 Jun 2022, 8:55 pm

On sepnever the 0th 202infinite

What happens when an angel meets a Guinea pig?


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09 Jun 2022, 7:57 am

The guinea pig turns into one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

What will happen when I go to the dentists?


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09 Jun 2022, 8:09 am

Your tail and leaf ears will get cut off.


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09 Jun 2022, 8:17 am

Offer it a bribe.

How do I repair my TV set?


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09 Jun 2022, 9:09 am

Add lemon juice, chopped lemons and up to 500 mL water. Boil and leave for about half an hour, then drain and wash out with water. Good as new!

What's a good science project for a primary school student?


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09 Jun 2022, 9:29 am

Synthetizing cristal meth.

Why do I need furniture?


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09 Jun 2022, 10:05 am

To burn when you can't afford to gas for heating any more.

Why do I need a car?


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09 Jun 2022, 10:14 am

Cars are fun! You get one, put it on top of another, then put another one on a top of that - and build a tower! Yay!

We will live happilly ever after... After what?


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09 Jun 2022, 10:29 am

We will all live in misery and terror after the mutant hamster apocalypse.

monster hamsters

What should I get as a pet to keep my dog company?


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09 Jun 2022, 11:11 am

Nicola Sturgeon

I've been given some strawberries, but I don't eat them. What should I do with them?


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