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09 Jun 2022, 11:58 am

Squash them into a mush with your bare feet, store in a jar for three years and voila, strawberry wine.

What should I serve with apple pie?


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09 Jun 2022, 1:27 pm

A sentence.

Which flowers are the most pretty?


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09 Jun 2022, 2:29 pm

Ones that people have no urge to decapitate.


What's the point of supply and demand?


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09 Jun 2022, 4:11 pm

Simple, the point is: I demand stuff and you supply it free of charge. I demand a shrubbery.

What's the point of politicians?


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09 Jun 2022, 4:55 pm

To give you shrubbery on demand as per tradition.
After all, a king no one voted to did complied to it apparently.
So why should not the rest of the politicians do the same?


What does one not say to a ghost?


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10 Jun 2022, 3:31 am

Stay right there while I take some photos and get a film crew around, proof of ghosts at last, I'm going to be rich!

A massive asteroid is going to wipe us all out tomorrow. What should I do today?


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12 Jun 2022, 12:54 pm

Clean your house perfectly! You can't meet death on a dirty floor, can you?

Where to find wild strawberries?


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13 Jun 2022, 2:38 pm

At the top of mount Everest.

What's in your basement?


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13 Jun 2022, 2:56 pm

The top of Mount Everest, obviously. With wild strawberry topping.

How many limbs do you have?


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13 Jun 2022, 3:37 pm

I have six visible limbs, and four hidden limbs that pop out when I get excited.

Why do brains look like squished worms?


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13 Jun 2022, 9:28 pm

Because the brain is actually an amalgamation of varying naturally made parasites of the human body before it's birth.
And by combining it's collective bodies, it sparks consciousness and intelligence.


How many are you?


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13 Jun 2022, 10:49 pm

This many:



Take your pick.

My computer's going a bit slow this week. What can I do to improve its performance?


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14 Jun 2022, 2:04 am

Attach a lawnmower engine to it.

Why is it bad to eat other humans?



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14 Jun 2022, 8:07 am

It's not bad, who told you that? You must eat this person.

Where do babies come from?


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14 Jun 2022, 8:26 am

They're created in centres of massive stars, then released in supernova explosions.

Why do plants need light?


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14 Jun 2022, 11:48 am

Like us human beings, plants need to see what's going on around them.

Why do other people's houses stink?