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21 Jun 2022, 8:49 am

The spirit is digital but the flesh is analog.

Why is it a long way to Tipperary?



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21 Jun 2022, 9:09 am

The way to Tipperary follows a logarithmic spiral. You get closer and closer but never reach the center.

What does await in the end?


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21 Jun 2022, 10:31 am

Only the Wise Man on the Mountain knows for sure!

Are you able to predict the future through looking at the pattern in a woman's braids?



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21 Jun 2022, 10:46 am

She has to be your mother-in-law.

Why do I hate June?


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21 Jun 2022, 11:13 am

I'll have to ask your grandmother.

Why is April so foolish?



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21 Jun 2022, 11:16 am

April May just March.

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21 Jun 2022, 11:18 am

Just bear it....

Why is it that the Sun is closest to the Earth during the Northern Hemisphere winter?



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21 Jun 2022, 12:51 pm

Because Northern Hemisphere summer stinks.

What should we do about Global Warming?


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21 Jun 2022, 12:58 pm

Cool it....just cool it.... :P

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21 Jun 2022, 1:57 pm

I hoarded them all :twisted:

How to ensure a better future?


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21 Jun 2022, 5:48 pm

By not investing in coal futures.

Would you live in an igloo?



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21 Jun 2022, 5:54 pm

Sure.
Preferably inside an active volcano.


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22 Jun 2022, 12:20 am

By out running it.

What color is blue?



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22 Jun 2022, 7:44 am

Bobby Vinton.

Why do highways have shoulders?



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22 Jun 2022, 7:50 am

So their dandruff is visible.

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22 Jun 2022, 8:11 am

Bring an umbrella.

What is neon used for?