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22 Jun 2022, 8:26 am

All purposes in neonatology.

How to keep fish in a tank alive?


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22 Jun 2022, 8:33 am

By promoting it and making it explosive.
Then use the fish as the tank's ammo so soldiers would have a reason to keep the fish alive in a tank.


How many fans and ventilators should one put in a house?


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22 Jun 2022, 8:38 am

All your fans have been put on ventilators.
Bad news. Your concert was a super-spreading event :skull:

What's satellite TV?


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22 Jun 2022, 8:46 am

A television revolving above the low orbit so everyone on Earth can share it, and view it at over 5000 kilometers from the Earth's surface internationally and for free. :lol:


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23 Jun 2022, 8:12 am

Because of the pirate gene everyone carries.

Why do cars have headlights?



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23 Jun 2022, 10:19 am

They evolved in mines before they adapted to living on the surface.

Why did dinosaurs die?


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23 Jun 2022, 10:39 am

They wanted to be only fossils to humans; they were so shy!

Does Santa Claus come to town in summer?



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23 Jun 2022, 10:50 am

No, but he never misses Oktoberfest.

Why are some places on Earth deserts?


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23 Jun 2022, 10:58 am

They really wanted to be desserts......but they left out one "s."

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23 Jun 2022, 11:34 am

No, but I'm dying to.

Why do music bands go on tour?



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23 Jun 2022, 12:02 pm

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What's the name of the sister of Elsa from Frozen (Wrong Answers Only)?


Von Brabant?



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26 Jun 2022, 4:04 pm

Her name is Billy eilish

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26 Jun 2022, 4:09 pm

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No, but I'm dying to.

Why do music bands go on tour?


So that they can...slap teenage mutant ninja turtles in the face!

What ever happened to Absorbine Senior?



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27 Jun 2022, 12:28 am

Aborbine Sr was put in the witness relocation program.

Who are Baby Ruth's parents?



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27 Jun 2022, 12:31 am

None. It's a test tube baby grown in a lab.


How is your fish's soul?


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27 Jun 2022, 1:37 am

Floundering.

How many penguins does it take to change a light bulb?