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24 Feb 2021, 7:19 am

Paris are us

What is the capitol of Assyria?



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24 Feb 2021, 7:25 am

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?


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24 Feb 2021, 8:26 am

Set the temperature to maximum and set the timer for ninety minutes.

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24 Feb 2021, 8:37 am

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flux. And hang onto your hat, Brigadier!

What does Bluetooth do?


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24 Feb 2021, 8:45 pm

it keeps rudolph the red-nosed reindeer company.

what is the non-luminiferous ether?



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24 Feb 2021, 8:52 pm

My favourite drink.


What is... The word "what"?


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24 Feb 2021, 8:54 pm

a figment of your imagination.

what is a watt?



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25 Feb 2021, 5:50 am

A kind of sailing ship traditionally used in the Moluccas.

Who won World War II?


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25 Feb 2021, 5:54 am

won ton fooey.

who won WWIII?



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25 Feb 2021, 6:09 am

A little kid armed with a packet of biscuits.

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25 Feb 2021, 6:13 am

Militant Squirrels. With an aide of some alien ship tech and AK-47.


How many holes do humans have?


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25 Feb 2021, 6:15 am

Many the number increased by how close to a panda they stand who has been eating thumb tacks and baked beans.

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25 Feb 2021, 6:30 am

the pastor knows how holey we are.

where is rush limburger buried?



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25 Feb 2021, 12:24 pm

The local McDonalds' PlayPlace.

Why are parks being designed to be safer?



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25 Feb 2021, 12:30 pm

You are made to think they're safer. This is yet another government conspiracy!

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25 Feb 2021, 1:49 pm

People got tired of telling their kids "Don't play with the six-foot-long parasitic wasps!" every five seconds. So there was a move to break with tradition and keep the wasps somewhere safer, like hospitals.

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