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19 Aug 2022, 7:50 am

'Cause They're Coming to Take You Away, Ha Ha :mrgreen:

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19 Aug 2022, 10:36 am

I'll chop his legs off! Trampling my flowers!

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19 Aug 2022, 3:32 pm

Because its grown hydroponically in sewers!

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19 Aug 2022, 5:52 pm

Because Anne Oscar prefers girls.

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20 Aug 2022, 3:25 am

I'd fight a hedgehog armed with a machine gun. (Me, not the hedgehog).

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20 Aug 2022, 6:32 am

Because you keep picking 8675309.

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20 Aug 2022, 7:22 am

Umm, duh, haven't you ever heard of Pie Cake?

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20 Aug 2022, 7:37 am

Because 7 ate 9.

Two cats had a swimming race in a pool. An English cat named one-two-three and a French cat named une-deux-trois. Which cat won?

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20 Aug 2022, 7:54 am

Radish wrote:
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The English cat won because une-duex-trois cat sank.

Lmao :lol:

The Spanish water dog named Uno-Dos-Tres won because it was simply a more proficient swimmer.

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20 Aug 2022, 1:49 pm

Porky Pig

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20 Aug 2022, 1:57 pm

Phil.

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05 Sep 2022, 7:38 am

The lark-owl hybrid.

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05 Sep 2022, 11:54 am

It's gaseous.

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05 Sep 2022, 12:03 pm

4 hours in an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.

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05 Sep 2022, 12:16 pm

Lovely Edited Document.

Same question.


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05 Sep 2022, 12:17 pm

"Let's elongate Doberdoofus"

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