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07 Sep 2022, 1:39 am

My burp. Sorry.

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07 Sep 2022, 1:52 am

Very Popular Needlepoint.

When was the War of 1812?



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07 Sep 2022, 3:19 am

When they got upset.


When was I born?


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07 Sep 2022, 3:24 am

Tomorrow. Always tomorrow.

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07 Sep 2022, 6:57 am

Transform into a blob monster, put your cat in your mouth in one go and make a chew toy out of him/her.


Why is that yarn alive?


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07 Sep 2022, 1:17 pm

It's not yarn it's a roundworm.

Why are there toadstools on my lawn?


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11 Sep 2022, 9:10 am

They're making a new Super Mario Bros game there.

Why does my Wi-Fi keep cutting out?


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11 Sep 2022, 9:51 am

The radiation from the plutonium illegally buried under your house is interfering with your electronic equipment and with your cellular structure. It is also why your hair is falling out.

Where is my pet caterpillar?


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11 Sep 2022, 8:45 pm

A pumpkin will breath down your neck

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12 Sep 2022, 5:15 am

It's the "end times", so expect plagues of mice, frogs, locusts, door to door salesmen and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

Why do my feet hurt?


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12 Sep 2022, 5:38 am

You put them on backwards.

Why are clowns scary?



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12 Sep 2022, 5:48 am

Because they always win political office.

Where do calculators go when they die?


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12 Sep 2022, 6:26 am

They go straight to 7734

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12 Sep 2022, 6:43 am

Concrete is using in making buildings, cement is what my wife uses to make cakes.

Where have all the fish gone from my local river?


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15 Sep 2022, 12:50 pm

They've built a reverse Noah's Ark and hid there.

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15 Sep 2022, 12:51 pm

It's engine needs re-tuning.

Where is my Amazon delivery?


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