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19 Sep 2022, 6:56 am

To my mom's birthday party.

Why does the moon change its shape?


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19 Sep 2022, 7:09 am

It's dodging the cow that jumped over it.

Why do cows moo?


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19 Sep 2022, 7:52 am

Because sheep got dibs on baa

Why can't pigs fly?



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19 Sep 2022, 8:31 am

Because cruel people eat their wings when they are young.

Why does my dog bark at people who walk past our house?


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19 Sep 2022, 10:01 am

They want to embark a bark bark.

What is the purpose of a clean floor?


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19 Sep 2022, 10:29 am

How else can your children get it dirty unless it is clean to begin with. They'd be wasting their time.

What is the best way to clean a dog?


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19 Sep 2022, 10:45 am

Put it in a dishwasher.

What's the color of your eyes?


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19 Sep 2022, 10:58 am

One tentacle is green, the other blue.

How tall do you need to be to join this site?


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19 Sep 2022, 11:07 am

Ideally as tall as you are wide. We like spheres here.

What is the most refreshing drink?


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19 Sep 2022, 12:29 pm

Three days old sweat.

What's the best cat food?


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19 Sep 2022, 12:40 pm

Brussels sprouts.

Why do men wear neckties?



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19 Sep 2022, 12:42 pm

They make handy handkerchiefs.

Why do people sneeze?


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19 Sep 2022, 2:06 pm

It's the most efficient way of digesting food.

What's the difference between a telephone and a pig?


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20 Sep 2022, 4:01 am

Telephones don't taste very nice after they've been in the oven.

Will it rain today?


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20 Sep 2022, 4:27 am

It will if you just washed your car.

Whats a snickerdoodle?



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20 Sep 2022, 5:18 am

Everyone knows its a laughing penguin!

Why do bees go inside flowers?


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