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maycontainthunder
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25 Feb 2021, 3:11 pm

Bee tits.

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25 Feb 2021, 3:17 pm

My luxurious hair.

Where does love come from?


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25 Feb 2021, 3:24 pm

Love is made in a factory and sold by big corporations on or around valentines day.

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25 Feb 2021, 3:27 pm

Love comes from Greek myths.

Do you believe going to the River Styx will make you forget your problems?



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25 Feb 2021, 3:36 pm

Dog V4 doesn't fetch Styx.

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25 Feb 2021, 3:41 pm

Siddhartha will cross that bridge later.

Do you believe anecdote is better than logic?



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25 Feb 2021, 3:49 pm

A necdote is much better than logic, but if you add two or more necdotes together they're worse. At least in my experience.


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25 Feb 2021, 5:43 pm

3 anecdotes are required to equal one logic.

which is more - a bushel, or a peck?



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25 Feb 2021, 6:38 pm

A furlong is longer than a mile.

Is a Cubit a little Cube?



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25 Feb 2021, 6:45 pm

yes, a tabletop model made by nissan.

do they still make button shoes?



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25 Feb 2021, 10:06 pm

No, they started making button brains instead.

Do they still make Pintos?


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25 Feb 2021, 10:10 pm

Pintos make themselves asexually.

Do Pintos make Gremlins?



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25 Feb 2021, 10:44 pm

They make rum and coke instead.

What happens to outdoor birds when they die? Why aren't they all over the streets?


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25 Feb 2021, 11:06 pm

Because they all go straight to Heaven.

Is stained glass a path to Heaven?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:27 pm

If you ram your head through it, then yeah, it is.

Which animals get to go to heaven?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:30 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
If you ram your head through it, then yeah, it is.


LMAO :hail: :hail: :hail:

All the pretty ponies.

Which animals run heaven?


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