Two truths and a lie

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What is this, The Price is Right?

1. Four generations of my family on both sides were wed at Bradford Cathedral.

2. My GGG grandmother was a midwife for Maria Brontë at the births of Emily's two eldest siblings, Maria and Elizabeth.

3. Emily Brontë's father Patrick baptised and officiated the funerals for many of my ancestors.

#2?

#1 ?

1. I've been in the final of a Football Competition

2. I've been in the final of a Pool Competition

3. I've been in the final of a Drinking Competition

1?

Just guessing as 2 and 3 seem to have a bit of a link...

My guess too, is that this happened a long time ago... (Not in a distant galaxy though)

Nope.

Then it must be #3.

1. I've been boycotting a local grocer for nearly twenty years because they teased my ASD father about his speech impediment. We learned that Dad was the butt of many jokes any time he shopped there. Little did they know they'd be charged with harassment or that my dad would later become a national hero.

2. I've been boycotting a pharmacy for seven years. The druggist insinuated I was addicted to oestrogen which my doctor had ordered, and she shouted "Look at me when I speak to you!" in a sarcastic tone in front of customers as I tried to leave the shop. This was after she referred to my vagina very loudly, in a very humiliating sentence.

3. I boycotted a certain veterinarian after she insisted that my dog was allergic to chicken and needed a duck-based hypoallergenic diet. I gave him the duck diet for nearly a year before learning that she mixed his test results with another dog. My dog is severely allergic to duck, and should be eating chicken.

^ I wish all three were lies

#3?

#2 #vaginagate

1. My cat has not been annoying at all recently.
2. I was surprised 752 days ago.
3. My mum is sewing right now.