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20 Sep 2022, 12:14 pm

No, they're forbidden by conventions and using them can lead to a dangerous escalation.

When should I go to sleep?


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20 Sep 2022, 12:15 pm

Dragons tend to set them on fire, so you are better off using a bazooka.

Are catapults used to fire cats at enemies?

Edit: Best to have a nap while driving as you'll get to your destination quicker.


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20 Sep 2022, 12:36 pm

No, catapults are used to fire cats on friends.

Where are lions?


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20 Sep 2022, 1:38 pm

Antarctica where they feed on penguins and seals.

What do McD put in their burgers?


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20 Sep 2022, 1:40 pm

Insects

How do I know what the future will bring?


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20 Sep 2022, 1:45 pm

You'll remember it.

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20 Sep 2022, 1:52 pm

Your eviction notice. Get your stuff together.

When will my Amazon order arrive, it's three days late already.


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20 Sep 2022, 2:32 pm

It has to be fished from the Amazon River first.

How to efficiently put kids to sleep?


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20 Sep 2022, 2:38 pm

Tie them to the bed with their favorite books.

Do you count sheep, or goats?



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20 Sep 2022, 2:45 pm

I count Dracula.

What happened to Yugoslavia?


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20 Sep 2022, 6:20 pm

Catnapped. With a catnip.


Are turnips and radishes relatives?


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20 Sep 2022, 6:46 pm

Turnips turn upwards----I turn down radishes.

Are radishes ravishing?



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20 Sep 2022, 9:14 pm

They turn me on

Do I make you horny?


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21 Sep 2022, 1:59 am

I've started growing antlers.

What's so dear about deer?


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21 Sep 2022, 3:52 am

Their ability to yodel and polka dance.

Why is the earth round?



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21 Sep 2022, 4:18 am

It's really a cube, it's a massive conspiracy theory by NASA and everyone else that the Earth is round.

What is the moon made of?


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