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21 Sep 2022, 4:33 am

Rubik cubes.

Why do people say "holy cow"?


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21 Sep 2022, 4:43 am

Cows are really angels that are hiding their wings.

Why do people eat cows?


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21 Sep 2022, 5:39 am

Cows really enjoy it.

Why are pigs not kosher?


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21 Sep 2022, 7:54 am

Because they refuse to learn the Torah.

Why do doughnuts have holes?



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21 Sep 2022, 8:09 am

It isn't really a hole, it is a protrusion into the 4th dimension. That is why donuts have so many calories.

Why do people wear clothes?


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21 Sep 2022, 8:42 am

To conceal weapons.

What's the best weapon to have if you're being attacked by a wasp?


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21 Sep 2022, 8:44 am

A nest of hornets.

Why do people bathe naked?



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21 Sep 2022, 8:50 am

So they can admire themselves

Why do people have sex?


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21 Sep 2022, 8:59 am

To annoy bishops.

Is there any hope?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:04 am

Yes. It's like toothpaste. If you squeeze hard enough there's always a little bit left.

How fast should a 33rpm record be played?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:06 am

I used to know a girl named Hope.

A 33 rpm should be played frontwards and backwards.

Why do chameleons change color?



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21 Sep 2022, 9:10 am

They cannot move so it's their only way to interact with their environment.

Why do hot air baloons fly?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:13 am

They don't. The pilot says rude words to the Earth and the Earth moves away from the balloon.

Why don't cats like dogs?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:24 am

They do, but they have to be hot dogs.

Why do people come in all shapes and sizes?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:56 am

It's a matter of fashion. This season, it's chic to be rectangular and galaxy-sized.

How to use socks?


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21 Sep 2022, 9:58 am

Slip one over each hand, keeps your fingers warm.

How to tie shoe laces?


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