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11 Jun 2024, 6:31 pm

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i dont cut sammiches

You should. You end up with two sammiches.

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11 Jun 2024, 6:32 pm

but then the stuff falls out or is uneven

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11 Jun 2024, 8:30 pm

DuckHairback wrote:

ocean wrote:

i dont cut sammiches

You should. You end up with two sammiches.

hahaha

...you're right...but Isa is also right...i dunno...a conundrum

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11 Jun 2024, 9:32 pm

Do people cut pizza slices in half?

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11 Jun 2024, 9:56 pm

When I make a pizza I cut it into 7 slices because six wouldn't be enough and eight would be too many.

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11 Jun 2024, 9:58 pm

There's always the matter of the pig slice too.

That's the last slice that everyone secretly wants, but says they're too full to eat.

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11 Jun 2024, 9:59 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

There's always the matter of the pig slice too.

That's the last slice that everyone secretly wants, but says they're too full to eat.

That's an easy problem, I always take the last two slices together.

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11 Jun 2024, 10:03 pm

:pig: :pig:

Super Pig!

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11 Jun 2024, 10:13 pm

I’m hungry for pizza.

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11 Jun 2024, 10:19 pm

I know right.

It's all Piggy's fault.

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11 Jun 2024, 10:49 pm

devils die in their own inequity o_o

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11 Jun 2024, 11:12 pm

I just found a baby centipede in a bucket and without thinking I flushed it down the sink.
Now I can't help but think of the poor thing trying with all 100 feet to hold on for dear life.

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12 Jun 2024, 12:13 am

14 years, armpit rash

Expand comfort zone

Itchy ears, bobby pin, feels like orgasm, s**t

Pubic hair

A homeless was sitting in the bushes where I often urinate so I urinated somewhere else

Feel like I am drowning s**t

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Kayla b***h and Rolando penis

My current dumpster fire "job", is the least wrong job in the building

Taro cake tastes more like bread than turnip cake. Turnip cake tastes more like water. Like taro cake more.

Zongzi, salter duck egg.

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12 Jun 2024, 12:24 am

Miu sure can swing a bat.

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12 Jun 2024, 1:45 am

blitzkrieg wrote:

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I'm liking the vibe on wp atm me

What is the vibe on WP at the moment?

It just seems peaceful

Or maybe that my head

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12 Jun 2024, 3:39 am

Soccer seems like an outlier among football codes; it seems kinda the most similar to hockey, bandy, etc compared to the different types of football.

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