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05 Jul 2012, 9:50 pm

When I get sensory overloaded, I become more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

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05 Jul 2012, 10:32 pm

I am not stuck up because I am very talkative.

Can't shut me up really.



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05 Jul 2012, 10:42 pm

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05 Jul 2012, 11:00 pm

I want to be an NT beauty queen.


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06 Jul 2012, 12:11 am

Gaining material success at the expense of others has always been of utmost importance to me.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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09 Jul 2012, 11:26 am

Road cones can sometimes become suicidal and jump in front of traffic. No one knows why.



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09 Jul 2012, 6:07 pm

GumbyLives wrote:
Gaining material success at the expense of others has always been of utmost importance to me.


Me too!


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09 Jul 2012, 6:28 pm

I like to walk around wearing a tight pink fitted shirt and hot pants. :wink:


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09 Jul 2012, 6:59 pm

Yeah, same here... 8O


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09 Jul 2012, 11:12 pm

I like to cover my bed with hotdogs before I go to bed at night. :wink:


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09 Jul 2012, 11:40 pm

You can divide by zero

I am the President of Uzbekistan

I'm a turtle

Magic: The Gathering cards don't contain addictive inks

The Beatles were Japanese

McDonalds is Kosher

Taco Bell meat is prime rib



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10 Jul 2012, 6:39 pm

Ice cream is not a necessary part of my daily nutritional requirement.
Specifically, Ben and Jerry's.
And Haagen Dazs.

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10 Jul 2012, 6:41 pm

I am good at lying and I'm telling the truth.

No, wait...*paradox* :lol:



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10 Jul 2012, 6:47 pm

Harry Belafonte irons shirts for a living.


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10 Jul 2012, 7:00 pm

I wrote a secret message under this one in lemon juice. If you get your computer monitor really hot, you'll see the message!

Also, it won't hurt the monitor at all.



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10 Jul 2012, 7:13 pm

When six or more bison gather, they spontaneously hum "The Nuns' Chorus". They just can't help themselves...


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