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I met my mom just now...boys and their moms, now that
is really something special

I`m a grown man and my mom is now a small greyhaird
lady in her 60`s. And there is no person on earth i respect
more, if she says jump i ask how high and in what direction
And it strikes me as a little funny when i meet her, i could pick
her up with one hand, much taller and bigger in every way, and
still i feel mostly like a 12 year old kid around her, if she tells me
to shut it i shut it Can`t imagine how it is for her to have me
around, i look ecxcactly like my dad did when they met and he`s
dead now, see myself as kind of a reminder for her of him, not
sure if thats good or bad.. sounds bad in a way

I`ve just heard two presidental candidates talk, talk alot!

They talked about Iran, Irak, Afghanistan, Russia, war,
fighting and soldiers returning home in boxes.

What about the finacial trouble you have, the millions
of Americans that live in poverty and the healthcare
that just blows?

Is it just me or are these people just way too focused on
fighting? Never mind what happens here we live, we kick
ass abroad? USA are looking more and more like a
warmachine, it just lowers its head and attack at any cost,
better safe then sorry seems to be the motto. Starting to
wonder if the leaders in the US have wet dreams at night about
world domination. I know you have been attacked, but you
are reaching the point where it looks like you are just using
that as an excuse to attack others and gain power. Thats
some scary s**t. (im in europe so thats my point of view
from here). USA have lost alot of "it", the greatness i
remember some years back, now its more like a hird of
very scared people, fighting shadows. Theres so much of
this fear-element all around, people are afraid and act
accordingly. If that Osama-guy had tried to mess around with
the USA 15-20 years ago, he would be gone 48 hours later.
So my guess is theres something to achieve by dragging it on
forever, keep the people afraid, they are easier to control
that way and its easier to make oneself look like a hero
to them. We all know the military power the US have, we have
seen astonishing examples of military operations earlier,
things you`d expect too see in the movies, swift and precise.
You have the $, the men and the power. Does anyone really
belive that "well..we just cant find the guy but we keep on looking"?
seriously? Does that make any sense at all when considering all
the other things you have cleaned up very fast and effective?

i made up a joke but i do not think anyone gets it.

Q: what did the japanese muslim lady born in the middle east say?

A: iraq! arabia! and the united states is having an erection!

Yay, its 1 degree celsius ouside
oh joy







(nothin`good with that, just trying to keep
a positiv attitude before i go to sleep)

my turn its 3 am

i got a message from someone i know on another forum after they read my joke here, and she said it was very feeble.

so i will explain it (and ruin it for anyone who gets it on their own).

1. japanese people can not say the letter "L".
2. muslim people sometimes perform genital mutilation of their female children.

so what she is saying translated = "i lack a labia! and the US is having an election"

it is still a dumb joke, but not as weak as they think.

Omnipotent...hm..think i`m gonna get me some of that

Wow! thats one big good looking cock! I like it!!








of course i meant the bird, what did you think?

Well take a look at this shaven p****.







What were you thinking?

^
holy... poor thing
doesn`t look very happy
But still, always nice with pics
of shaven pussys

why would someone do that to a cat, it was born with hair for a reason.

Usually theres two reasons to shave a cat

1 - because of an operation/surgery, something like that

2 - Humans looking for a cheap laugh
alkohol + humans often = clean shaved pets

This one goes out to the shaved p**** on the previous page

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5ya3j1ZQM[/youtube]

Maybe it is a copycat.

^

copy cat...
literally