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03 Jul 2024, 10:41 am

I swear that the people queuing up at Wimbledon were the same people who was queuing up at Glastonbury last week

I think they must be professional queuers


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03 Jul 2024, 2:09 pm

I wonder who decided on frogs legs for a delicacy


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03 Jul 2024, 3:29 pm

babybird wrote:
I wonder who decided on frogs legs for a delicacy

Definately not a frog!



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03 Jul 2024, 5:16 pm

Today is an off day for running. I keep thinking I ought to be going at least a mile or two. I'm not going to, but still the thought is there. Thinking this mindset means that running has once again become part of my normal routine/done on automatic stuff. Cool.



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03 Jul 2024, 5:42 pm

I have a bee. It’s not alive anymore, i found it outside.
It shall rest on a bed of cotton.


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03 Jul 2024, 10:17 pm

Home Depot should be making other lot attendants redundant. Not me. Lot attendant SU wastes half his shifts sitting at the picnic table. Tattletale tom has been micromanaging me. Adam wastes too much time in the litterbox. Nichelle refuses to lift anything.

Josh was great but he doesn't work there anymore

Roy is awesome

Home Depot has video tapes but only Loss Prevention is allowed to look at them to look for illegal activity. Managers are not allowed to look at the video tapes.

Some lot attendants having sex with the boss

They make me want to puke



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03 Jul 2024, 11:18 pm

My mother's house -


No air conditioning or fans
The swimming pool is out of order for a month
There's never any drinks of any sort
I mean, no bottled water, no milk, no juice - nothing
There are no ice cubes if you drink tap water
All she drinks is tea or wine

Kill me now


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04 Jul 2024, 12:58 am

everything broke
then the only way is up
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some day...

well the flying monkey tangled itself in even bigger lies to cover for the super-virtue signalling project,
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: 8) good luck with that



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04 Jul 2024, 1:46 am

Had to say goodbye to my job today, but I actually feel very relieved and I think now I can work to get more healthy and find a new job now that I don't have to see those toxic people anymore. In the couple weeks before I quit I basically started taking to just eating a bit of summer sausage and cheese just so I wasn't starving cause being around those jerks was making me too nauseous to eat lunch on the few days I even had enough work to last till lunch break time. So yeah I was just nibbling on the cheese and sausage for like two weeks with dinner being the only real meal I ate. Because stress makes me nauseous and being nauseous makes it hard to eat much.


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04 Jul 2024, 1:54 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
My mother's house -


No air conditioning or fans
The swimming pool is out of order for a month
There's never any drinks of any sort
I mean, no bottled water, no milk, no juice - nothing
There are no ice cubes if you drink tap water
All she drinks is tea or wine

Kill me now

That does sound terribly awful, except I am rather addicted to tea so I'd be pleased about having the tea, but I would not like to not have drinking water available easily. Like where I live faucet water is pretty safe but I realize in some places it's probably better to drink bottled water.


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04 Jul 2024, 3:32 am

It's funny when you get to a certain age and you stop seeing school teachers as school teachers and as just people like yourself


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04 Jul 2024, 3:45 am

babybird wrote:
It's funny when you get to a certain age and you stop seeing school teachers as school teachers and as just people like yourself


Yeah i am old enough to for sure be a teacher, but i don't think I could handle as many kids as a teacher has to. So for sure I respect a lot of teachers because they are doing good work, and unfortunatly they will also very much be s**t on even more if we get a republican in office...now that the supreme court sort of ruled the president can do what they like now with immunity to consequences.


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04 Jul 2024, 4:33 am

Ironing's never the fun chore they make it out to be


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04 Jul 2024, 5:52 am

I can't remember the last time I ironed anything. I have got an iron somewhere but it'd take me a while to find it.

I remember it being quite a satisfying chore though. I like making things flat and neat.


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04 Jul 2024, 6:02 am

I've never used mine either

Daughter wanted to iron a shirt on Sunday but I told her to just hang the shirt up in the bathroom instead

Worked a treat

I used to like putting a good crease in my levis back in the late 80s early 90s


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04 Jul 2024, 6:29 am

It's a fascinating thing the human form when you think


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