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29 Jul 2024, 11:43 am

I think I might evaporate if I do any more cycling today


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29 Jul 2024, 11:59 am

I swear that some people like to collect other people symptoms of physical and mental illness so they can go around the place pretending they have these illnesses and disorders

I mean it might just be my hyper awareness of of other people's behaviour patterns but I'm so alert to this

I usually keep this suspicion to myself but I've decided to just get it out there

I've noticed it in quite a few real life and online settings in my life

They're like symptom theives and they're quite shameless in the way they operate as well

I don't know why other people aren't aware of this phenomenon.... maybe they are and like me they just keep it to themselves because they think no one would believe them

I think they might have Munchausen syndrome

If this is you and you can relate to this then go and get help please FFS


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29 Jul 2024, 1:26 pm

I wonder if I can incorporate my roller skating in with pole dancing


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29 Jul 2024, 1:30 pm

It's mad on eBay

The reviews are very rarely for the item you're looking at

I'm looking at a dance pole and the review is for a pair of binoculars.....it's mad


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29 Jul 2024, 1:36 pm

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The morel of the story, stay away from her mushrooms. :nerdy:


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29 Jul 2024, 1:41 pm

I really don't like being alone most of the time. I have a wonderful boyfriend but I only see him about once a week and I miss him all the time.



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29 Jul 2024, 3:55 pm

Imagine one day you wake up surrounded by some random dudes asking how your trip was, and everyone and everything you’ve ever known was just a part of your trip.


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29 Jul 2024, 9:58 pm

I did a lot of avatar hopping and I went back to my current one because the flag barer from 1964 wasn't gender affirming for me.


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29 Jul 2024, 11:01 pm

Spoiled upper middle class brat

Kayla b***h and Rolando penis

Expand comfort zone

Move forward, not backwards

Creative outlet

Forgiveness

"Thin line between love and hate"

"Logic could be used to justify anything"

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Have not taken a shower since February last year s**t

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f**k mister redelings and Kayla b***h and Rolando penis

I feel like those ass holes had the nerve to destroy my "life" s**t



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30 Jul 2024, 3:04 am

No matter what the commentary you cannot make air pistol sound exciting

I don't know how this is an olympic sport

It's a good cure for insomnia


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30 Jul 2024, 3:28 am

It would be better if after shooting they twirled the pistols round their fingers like wild west gunslingers for bonus points.


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30 Jul 2024, 3:52 am

It is almost 2 AM & I am still up, I should be asleep



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30 Jul 2024, 9:35 am

Watch the air pistol contest on the Olympics you'll be out like a light


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30 Jul 2024, 9:37 am

DuckHairback wrote:
It would be better if after shooting they twirled the pistols round their fingers like wild west gunslingers for bonus points.


Yeah :lol:

I mean it was hardly "pistols at dawn"


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30 Jul 2024, 10:38 am

I'm waiting for my outreach worker to phone. We're going to the Red Cross burel to get a walker for me.


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30 Jul 2024, 10:39 am

Is there such a thing as a German Mod or is that only a British thing?


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