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07 Jul 2019, 5:46 am

auntblabby wrote:
an unlucky man whose poorly digested beans slipped out in public with a loud smelly "BRRAAAPP!!" proceeding to try to distract onlookers from the awfulness by stomping his feet and shouting "DOWGIE! where'd that duck go?!" :lmao: :lol: :mrgreen:

While my brother was still married to his first wife if one of the children passed wind his ex. would shout "Pig!" at them.... One day in the doctors surgery waiting room this elderly man let go and... You've guessed it! One of their young daughters shouted "PIG!". She was only three. Her Mum was soo embarissed and she wasn't one who would normally get embarissed!


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07 Jul 2019, 7:06 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
an unlucky man whose poorly digested beans slipped out in public with a loud smelly "BRRAAAPP!!" proceeding to try to distract onlookers from the awfulness by stomping his feet and shouting "DOWGIE! where'd that duck go?!" :lmao: :lol: :mrgreen:

While my brother was still married to his first wife if one of the children passed wind his ex. would shout "Pig!" at them.... One day in the doctors surgery waiting room this elderly man let go and... You've guessed it! One of their young daughters shouted "PIG!". She was only three. Her Mum was soo embarissed and she wasn't one who would normally get embarissed!

OMG :oops: i wouldn't know whether to laugh out loud at that or sit in appalled silence.



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07 Jul 2019, 9:13 am

Cute animal videos-there is a television channel devoted to cute pet and animal videos. I love the cat ones best.



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07 Jul 2019, 11:47 am

All the forty- or fifty- something middle-aged males in the local supermarket walking around wearing shorts. Don't know why, but this is real WTF territory for me.


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07 Jul 2019, 4:12 pm

The "anyone here nuts?" topic names.



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07 Jul 2019, 5:15 pm

Many funny parts in Toy Story 4, which I went to go see earlier today.


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07 Jul 2019, 5:45 pm


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07 Jul 2019, 10:31 pm

DeepHour wrote:
All the forty- or fifty- something middle-aged males in the local supermarket walking around wearing shorts. Don't know why, but this is real WTF territory for me.

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08 Jul 2019, 8:10 am

Me.
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09 Aug 2019, 12:46 am

lmao when all things gets tied together



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09 Aug 2019, 1:26 am

30 to 50 feral hogs memes


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09 Aug 2019, 1:54 am

fudge.



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09 Aug 2019, 9:20 am

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24 Aug 2019, 10:38 pm

I was playing Quirky Questions on my Tomadachi Life game, and one of the questions I asked was "Who hides bodies in their apartment?" At least one Mii raised their hand. :twisted:



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12 Sep 2019, 2:01 pm

I was watching Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood with my daughter and an opera singer came to visit Make Believe and Lady Elaine said "aren't you a sight for my beautiful eyes." (Normally it's "sight for sore eyes" but obviously she'd never say such a thing about herself).

Lmao, Lady Elaine is basically me in puppet form.


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12 Sep 2019, 6:52 pm