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25 Feb 2021, 11:36 pm

Insects....why else are they so numerous?

Do all dogs go to Heaven?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:38 pm

No, they all stay with me.

Who invented headaches?


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25 Feb 2021, 11:41 pm

Some dickhead!

How about the compulsion to write?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:45 pm

Some dude named Samuel Richardson.

What is the best book?


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25 Feb 2021, 11:49 pm

The one that serves as a pillow.

What goes on between the sheets?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:52 pm

A cool pillow fort party, but made out of sheets.

How do radios work?



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25 Feb 2021, 11:54 pm

Somehow....

Can one listen to music on Mars?



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26 Feb 2021, 12:13 am

the air is too thin up there for soundwaves to properly propagate any distance, so headphones are required. besides, there is no such thing as music on mars, the cosmic rays blast it away.

did gremlins get together and birth pacers?



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26 Feb 2021, 12:17 am

I think they made the Broncos.

Did Dodge Chargers actually charge Dodge extra?


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26 Feb 2021, 12:23 am

they dodged the chargers.

what color is darker than black?



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26 Feb 2021, 12:44 am

my soul

what colour is darker than my headache?


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26 Feb 2021, 12:47 am

vantablack [absorbs 99.96% of light]

what color is whiter than white?



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26 Feb 2021, 2:22 am

My complexion...

Who made plants green?



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26 Feb 2021, 3:30 am

The human eyes did. :lol:
We're all just being delusional and all agreed to call it green.


Same question.


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26 Feb 2021, 4:45 am

mr. green jeans

who made the sky blue?



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26 Feb 2021, 4:54 am

My neighbour's dog did. He barked at the atmosphere until it reflected only blue light.

Why do cats go "meow"?