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08 Oct 2024, 10:29 am

I might want to become a night owl in the future

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08 Oct 2024, 10:34 am

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I don't know what a p diddy is or what a freak off is and what does it have to do with baby oil

Baby oil serves as lubricant during Sean Combs (aka P Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, aka that annoying guy who dances like a putz in Biggie Smalls videos) non-consensual sex parties (aka freak offs).

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08 Oct 2024, 11:33 am

babybird wrote:

I might want to become a night owl in the future

The best way to live.

(It's 11:30 and I just woke up)

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08 Oct 2024, 11:41 am

I love getting absorbed in a book

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08 Oct 2024, 12:22 pm

Friends in great pain.

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08 Oct 2024, 12:33 pm

They're lucky to have someone who gives a s**t about them

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08 Oct 2024, 2:32 pm

My fricking nostrils is acting up tonight.

Either because there's a literal storm brewing this week... Or because my dry box needs to be replaced.

It's likely the former.
If it's neither, then I'm actually infected and will get worse in the next few days.

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08 Oct 2024, 3:04 pm

I wonder how fast a crocodile can run

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08 Oct 2024, 3:26 pm

Thinking about time really messes with my head

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08 Oct 2024, 8:11 pm

Found a dead snake. My dogs must have killed it.

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08 Oct 2024, 8:12 pm

babybird wrote:

I wonder how fast a crocodile can run

I think they can run pretty fast.

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08 Oct 2024, 8:17 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

jamie0.0 wrote:

I don't know what a p diddy is or what a freak off is and what does it have to do with baby oil

Baby oil serves as lubricant during Sean Combs (aka P Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, aka that annoying guy who dances like a putz in Biggie Smalls videos) non-consensual sex parties (aka freak offs).

Thanks for clarifying, strange phenomenon indeed

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08 Oct 2024, 11:00 pm

Extremely long footnotes. I don't know if I could write anything without them.*

*Well, technically I could still write texts and emails and WP posts and things. What I really mean is I couldn't write stories or papers for school. I suppose that was meant to be implied, but I'm not sure if it really was. It also could be viewed as hyperbole. Either way, I guess it's still hyperbole because obviously in a hypothetical world without extremely long footnotes, I would still manage to write things. It would just be harder. It occurs to me that a lot of things I say are hyperbolic in that way, not literally true, but meant to make a point. It also occurs to me that I'm thinking about this way more than I need to. And now I'm looking back at the first sentence of this footnote where I say I don't need extremely long footnotes to write WP posts, even though I'm using one right now in this post. But that was also just meant to be humorous. Do I need to explain my sense of humor? It may not make sense to everyone. I think I've rambled on enough here...time to hit the post button.

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08 Oct 2024, 11:43 pm

I worked so hard to try to normalize my sleep schedule and I need to go to bed soon. But I'm not tired... Sigh.

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09 Oct 2024, 12:13 am

babybird wrote:

I wonder how fast a crocodile can run

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Saltwater crocodiles, generally the largest crocodiles in the world, can hit between 15-18 mph. The American crocodile is known to run at speeds of up to 20 mph, and the fastest crocodile, the Nile crocodile, can run between 19-22 mph. The size of the crocodile likely has a lot to do with their speed, but overall, crocodiles are pretty fast animals, especially for their size and aquatic disposition.

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09 Oct 2024, 12:52 am

Yeah I had a feeling it would be pretty fast

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