20 Jan 2012, 4:32 pm
Now if there were some amino acid jokes, some would be able to cysteine the humor for a lot longer....
Isoleucine at school today!
(I saw Lucy at school today!)
My phone number is 555-threonine-2497.
Someone said, "Glutamate!"
(Someone said, "You the mate!")
Tyrosine needs replacing.
(Thy rosin needs replacing.)
We had a field tryptophan to see land.
(We had a field trip to fantasy land.)
20 Jan 2012, 4:34 pm
20 Jan 2012, 4:43 pm
"The Cohabitation Formulation: Wolowitz is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernardette and pleasing his mother."
Ooh er!
20 Jan 2012, 4:44 pm
"The Cohabitation Formulation: Wolowitz is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernardette and pleasing his mother."
Ooh er!
I just looked up what she sounds like...
20 Jan 2012, 4:46 pm
"The Cohabitation Formulation: Wolowitz is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernardette and pleasing his mother."
Ooh er!
I just looked up what she sounds like...
She exclaims EVERYTHING!
I wonder what she looks like?
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20 Jan 2012, 4:47 pm
20 Jan 2012, 4:48 pm
Friend: Are you doing anything this weekend?
Me: Yes, actually. Since Monday is Chinese New Year, I have to go to some parties.
Friend: Why are you so Asian?
Me: Why are you so Caucasian?
Friend: ...Good point.
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH! CHING CHONG, LING LONG, TING TONG!
Friend: ...Okay.
Destroying and reinforcing stereotypes within the same minute is funny in its own odd way.
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20 Jan 2012, 4:49 pm
Destroying and reinforcing stereotypes within the same minute is funny in its own odd way.They say Asians aren't supposed to be hyper and spastic. Well, I beg to differ.
20 Jan 2012, 4:51 pm
Destroying and reinforcing stereotypes within the same minute is funny in its own odd way.They say Asians aren't supposed to be hyper and spastic. Well, I beg to differ.
Do you speak Mandarin Chinese?
20 Jan 2012, 4:51 pm
Destroying and reinforcing stereotypes within the same minute is funny in its own odd way.They say Asians aren't supposed to be hyper and spastic. Well, I beg to differ.
They say Aspies aren't supposed to know about stress and tone as well. I still have not seen another student writing a poem with proper meter.
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20 Jan 2012, 4:52 pm
Oh, joy. This is what I get for popping in here all caffenated. 
20 Jan 2012, 4:53 pm
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20 Jan 2012, 4:54 pm
Curse you, Coca-Cola!
I am extremely hyper right now, and things are louder than usual. 
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20 Jan 2012, 4:56 pm
20 Jan 2012, 4:56 pm
I am extremely hyper right now, and things are louder than usual.
Maybe you could try flapping?
20 Jan 2012, 4:57 pm
