What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I have started having nightmares again about girls trying to get in my pants. I haven't had these nightmares since I earned my master's degree (over 30 years ago.). They started up again shortly before that paedophile of an asswipe that lived in the den moved out. It's to the point that I'm drinking too much water, soda pop, milk, iced tea (diet decaffinated and chamomile tea) and nearly pissing myself (and have pissed myself more than once over the past week).

I was dreaming that my family and I were at the Grammy Awards in person instead of watching them on TV. Instead of people leaving us alone, everyone there recognized us from somewhere. That made us uncomfortable.

I have a vaguely remembered dream about being at work in the hospital only it was also where I lived, in a type of military dormitory or barracks with cots separated several feet from one another. the main thing that I noted was that I'd clean it and it would immediately get messy again. also there was a real-life bully I used to have to work with, who for some reason befriended me and admitted to me that he was mentally ill but that he didn't want to talk about it in detail as he was ashamed of it and of mentally ill acts that he used to do. then I awoke.

i dreamt at first i was in some little mobile home office with a large sliding window on my left, looking out onto a short grassy yard bordered by a dense tall tree line, and a sliding glass door i was barely aware of on my right, looking out onto the front yard and streets and sparse squat muted colored buildings in the distance, under an overcast sky. inside was a short-nap mottled color carpet and a large ornate beige multi-segmented box, the size of 4 stacked king box spring mattresses and whose purpose escaped me, and on the left of the box hanging off the corner ceiling was a TV set displaying the weather channel. some woman in a white wedding dress was standing around looking a bit forlorn, and some short dark-haired but pale-skinned man also, he was dressed in a thin blue summer suit, white dress shirt and fat 70s style faded purple tie. i was talking to the woman about how weathermen tended to prefer rainy weather for some reason that escapes me now as i am awake and writing this dream down. the man pipes up and tells me he is a weatherman, speaking in an incongruously deep and cigarette-weathered announcer's basso. then i find myself in some white room staring at a phonograph turntable shaped like a Maltese cross, made out of white plastic, rounded on all sides, playing an oblong LP record with no tone arm so no sound. i couldn't read what the record legend said. then i was in some kind of locker room shower facility watching people shower including one slender Nordic man whose manroot reached halfway down his thigh. he posed and shot furtive glances at me while i was sitting on a bench off to the side next to a locker. then the shower room filled full of maintenance people including several women dressed as men in utility clothes, and i suddenly had a great urge to defecate, so i walked into the shower room and found workmen and a ladder blocking the lavatory door, so i walked under the ladder and entered only to be warned there was a workman inside standing next to the toilet, which he was doing when i entered, then in a huff i exited and found myself wandering all over the inside of a medical clinic that i had visited before some time ago in another dream, and all the toilets were in public view with patients in beds and chairs all around so denying me privacy. i eventually exited the building in my search for a usable lavatory along with some young people in the dream that i knew somehow, noticing it was nighttime and feeling some relief in the night air, but then the urge returned and i lost my temper and shouted "GD it! i gotta DEFECATE!! !" whereupon one of the young women told me i was talking too loudly. i wandered back indoors through throngs of patients, one of the orderlies saw my distress and somehow knew i had to go badly, so he told me to go out the door and step right and i'd find an outhouse, so i did so only to find i stepped right into an open motor home parked next to the door. i noted it was daylight on this side of the building. the man told me, "OOPS! wrong door! try the other side." so i went searching for the other side's exit door and found it, and the man handed me a key ring to get into the outhouse, and i exited and it was night again, pitch dark outside with a tree line in the distance barely discernible. i approached the outhouse, fumbled with the keys and eventually unlocked the door and got in, plopped down and finally had relief. i stepped outside and found myself in some kind of school building, i walked into a classroom where some Mexican teen was telling people of his experiences in a rock band. the room filled full of people, and soon a teacher from my high school [in real life, 4 decades earlier] walked in, and suddenly the lights dimmed and i found myself being caressed from behind by the most loving set of arms and hands and fingers, totally draining the worry and tension from me, and with a soothing voice telling me everything was ok, that i was doing fine. i never saw this person but two dark-skinned students conversed with the person caressing me. the teacher told them that she remembered one day when i entered her classroom and sat naked at a desk, and i told the teacher i was not naked for i was wearing shoes, which i showed her as i disrobed into purple furry skivvies and walked out of the classroom, their laughter pealing in my ears. i walked down a long hallway into another small windowless conference room with an oval table around which sat several students reading books, i took a seat and it was understood we were all waiting for a teacher to arrive for the lesson to begin. then i awoke.

^After a nite like that^ I believe Aunty has earned the obvious musical deadication...

^^^ one of my fave psychedelic 60s tunes

I was dreaming I was at an awards show, no idea which one, but a big awards show nonetheless. I was onstage receiving my award and I gave a rousing speech to big cheers and applause when I finished. After I left the stage, many people approached me and said to me "Congratulations." If it was like say, the Oscars, then everyone there would have been more familiar to me.

I was in a dairy cooler like the one I worked in at my high school job. I was on a mission with Solid Snake, but I had cover to keep so I had to work my shift. Someone else was there with us. A guy that worked at the store came in the cooler and Snake knocked him out. I flipped s**t, I thought he killed the guy. We moved the body, police sirens in the distance, my shift had just ended. We split up and got out of there. I saw the guy waking up down the hall to my relief.

I dreamt of him.
We were sitting opposite each other, across a small desk.
I was trying to work out words.
He was silent - somewhere else in his mind.
I put my hands on his hands.
They were too small for a man's hands.
They were like a child's.
I put my hand on his arm.
His skin was cold and clammy.

Hands
To dream of your hands represent your relationships with those around you and how you connect with the world. Hands serve as a form of communication and can represent authority, hate, protection, justice, etc depending on the gesture. Perhaps you need to lend a helping hand to someone. Moreover, the left hand symbolizes your graciousness and your feminine, receptive qualities, while the right hand symbolizes the masculine and active attributes. The right hand may also be a pun for some decision or something being "right". The dream may also symbolize feelings of loneliness. If you see disembodied baby hands in your dream, then it points to your maternal eagerness or your desires to feel needed. To dream that you are holding hands with someone represent love, affection and your connection with that person. Your dream may also reflect anxieties about losing touch with her/him or that you are drifting apart. To dream that your hands are clasped or closed signify unity, completeness, acceptance or agreement. On a more negative note, it may suggest that you are close-minded, un-giving or unwilling to help.
Desk
To see or sit at your desk in your dream suggests that you are evaluating and weighing your problems. It is indicative of self-exploration and discovery. If you are at someone else's desk, then it symbolizes a lack of confidence in your own abilities.
Arm
To see your arms as the emphasis in your dream indicate your nurturance side and your ability to reach out and care for people. Alternatively, it may represent the struggles and challenges in your life. Consider the phrase of "arming yourself" which implies that you need to protect yourself, be more aggressive and take a firmer stance on things. The right arm signifies your outgoing nature and is associated with masculine energy, while your left arm signifies your supportive or nurturing nature and is associated with feminine qualities. If, in your dream, you ignore either arm may suggest that you are failing to recognize its respective characteristics.
Thin
To dream that something or someone is thin represents a lacking strength and integrity. You feel that you are unable to hold your own or stand up for yourself.
Skin
To dream of skin represents protection or shield of your inner self. It serves as a physical boundary and how close you let others get to you. Alternatively, skin indicates that you are being too superficial or shallow. To dream that skin is different in color suggests that somebody in your dream isn't being true to themselves. Look up the specific color for additional meaning. If it is lighter than the actual skin, then it symbolizes fear. Alternatively, it may be a sign of sickness. Perhaps a call to the doctor is in order.
Cold
To dream that you are touching something cold indicates that you are experiencing a breakthrough in some area in your life. Alternatively, you may be feeling isolated or emotionally restrained. Your sense of coldness could reflect your feelings about a lover or a certain person. To dream that you touch something cold suggests that you should avoid that object or what that object represents in your waking life.

Today I dreamt something about being the host of a fictional Dutch reality show where we filmed the family of a house that was behind a ditch and there was a large white water snake swimming around with the head of a dragon.

And for some reason I was sitting in the water while talking about that family and running around the water so the snake couldn't see me.
Then I threw a small fish that was in my pocket for some reason in the hot tub behind me but I decided that I wanted to sit in the hot tub myself so I threw it out of the hot tub in the air and it almost landed on me and at that point I woke up and kept wiping my shoulders because that dream was really disturbing and thought that the fish would be on my shoulders lol

I had a dream two nights ago in which I was the hero of one of my favourite video games [The Last Story]. The important thing here is that I was the hero, and that my party members were supporting me and helping me [there's seven in total, which seems significant]. Anyway, we were in this white building that was like a church, but older and more mystical than a church. There was this enormous archway leading outside, and it was guarded by these two statue-like entities with giant swords. The beings were pinkish-red and sort of blurred, as if they were made of hearts [the organ]. I, as the hero, dashed outside onto a white deck-type thing overlooking the beautiful blue sea. It was gloriously sunny out. Then a white dragon appeared [it may have risen out of the sea, but I'm not sure]. It was different than any other dragon I've ever seen: all bone white and looking as though it was made of oragami.

I dreamed that some terrorist organization killed a bunch of people & was trying to kill me next. My girlfriend said I was jerking in my sleep.

^^^the daily litany of nastiness in the news is sure fodder for nightmares like that.

^Any thoughts about my dream, aunt? I feel like it's important.