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Lillikoi
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11 Sep 2018, 8:19 pm

So many Band-aids..! I have like three on my leg because I need to stop picking at my scabs. :?


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11 Sep 2018, 9:18 pm

Always having to worry about menstrual cycle

Exhausted

$$$

Only qualifying for minimum wage jobs, despite bachelor degree

Nothing to do all day long

Feel like gorging a lot



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11 Sep 2018, 9:36 pm

I don't know if I will ever be back to where I was Pre-2016.


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15 Sep 2018, 11:13 pm

Paranoid about what the counselor wrote in the progress notes

"Miscommunication"

The next counselor will just believe the progress notes

Heart hurts

Survival of the fittest :heart:

:roll: if it was "survival of the fittest" I should already be dead by now

But I am 35 years old and certainly not fit for survival in any situation



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05 Oct 2018, 11:59 pm

Becoming a little old lady. I don't know what to look like. I should redo the whole teen-mirror thing but it would be with a lot less enthusiasm. I've been encouraged by the story and pictures of the real Mother Jones. Now, there's somebody I can respect! Seeking other elderly female heroes. Whatsername of the Lamp - I read her life story - really heroic.

Can you think of anybody else?



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07 Oct 2018, 10:19 pm

Getting sick

Some idiots from aikido are too rough or fast or condescending. But I am afraid to tattle on them, because the instructor might be having sex with them (bias)

Some riffraff offer sympathy instead of apologies. For example "sorry she scared you", instead of "sorry I took my dog off leash"

Homophobia

Appetite gone haywire. 30 consecutive days, gorged. Something must be bothering me. Don't know what. Nothing new. But many things are always bothering me and I am not always gorging

The concept that someone could just flap their trap a couple times, and cause me a major inconvenience.

No job. Hate putting on a facade



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15 Jul 2019, 12:04 pm

I'm getting fed up of the very poor selection of beers in our local supermarkets. At Asda, Aldi and Lidl, it's nearly all pale ales, 'golden' ales, lagers and overrated, rip-off 'Craft Beers'. Barely any dark, strong stuff at all. Asda sometimes has Theakston's Old Peculier, which is excellent but often out of stock.

Only Sainsbury's seems to make much of an effort, but it's very awkward to get to and it's overpriced anyway.


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15 Jul 2019, 12:05 pm

MAGAs! MAGAs! MAGAs!


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15 Jul 2019, 1:40 pm

I've quit Facebook, but they still kept sending me stupid E-mails so I ended up having to go back and set everything I could to OFF, especially notifications about people I know nothing about and don't give a rat's rear end about.

Another thing about them that's annoying is when they show stupid commercials during a game and when you x them they ask why, and I can select from a list of reasons and send it but they don't care they just want to ruin our lives with disgusting commercials about ordering Asian mail brides because they think all game players are pathetic sex-starved adult single men and not a pathetic graysexual adult single woman. :roll:



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15 Jul 2019, 4:37 pm

Kieran Tierney said in an interview that he was never going to ever leave Celtic.

If Arsenal have the cash which they do have or if Napoli scupper their bid he's off.

Why not just be honest and say 'well it's nice to be here but nowadays everyone moves on'... He made a big deal of it too...

And not everyone moves on, Forrest isn't moving on...


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15 Jul 2019, 7:01 pm

A penis snuck up behind me and barked at me. Scared the s**t out of me. It didn't notice or care

Weight gain

Idiots don't listen or read what I said or wrote. They misunderstand and ask questions that I already answered



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16 Jul 2019, 6:14 am

Mail.com has changed its look.

I use that site cos I can't stand the constant changes of the likes of Hotmail (which even changed its name) and gmail and popular ones like that.


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16 Jul 2019, 9:37 am

A penis was blocking the refrigerator and I didn't want to come close to it

The penis barked at me for "throwing" the granola bars



The penis barked at me for not having a job

:roll:


Without job skills, and autistic, who the f**k want to hire me


Just clerical error will hire me


Example

Residence inn
Riivos
Bart
KForce




f**k that dickhead



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19 Jul 2019, 11:40 am

Can't get out of the house to do my shopping because it just won't stop bloody well raining! You need to be wearing fishermen's oilskins down to your ankles to keep dry in this part of the country at times.


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19 Jul 2019, 12:04 pm

Phone won't recharge fully

Idiots sometimes email job interview offer for the next day. You can refuse but they might not answer. Insufficient notice to go to job interview. Skype and technology $$$$. Lil dipshits act like they always have to use the latest greatest technology.

Tried and failed to bowel movement last night

The older I get the more I look like a woman not a man

Groin pull

Exhausted all the options


Bedbugs

Itchy



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19 Jul 2019, 1:30 pm

My mom exaggerating about how my sister and I don't help around the house.

(My sister and I do our parts, so we don't know why this is.)


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