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26 Feb 2021, 4:58 am

because they lack the right stuff to say "you-ow."

why do dogs bark?



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26 Feb 2021, 4:59 am

Because they think they are trees.

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26 Feb 2021, 5:00 am

They hate the taste of wood, so they only eat bark.

How do birds fly?



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26 Feb 2021, 5:27 am

They use a catapult to get themselves airborne.

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26 Feb 2021, 5:35 am

birdseed is a natural flatulence-enhancer so the birds were and are all jet-propelled with vestigial wings.

why is a Y shaped like a Y?



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26 Feb 2021, 5:39 am

Because it had no mirror and had to guess how to look.

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26 Feb 2021, 5:41 am

because it had oppositional defiant disorder when somebody told it "not."

how old is the earth?



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26 Feb 2021, 5:47 am

Time is measured in random sized cucumbers. This makes the age of the earth difficult to decide but the common estimate is that it was made on a Friday afternoon in July by a fat guy called Bob whose inherent laziness and desire to get to the pub early meant many things were left unfinished.

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26 Feb 2021, 6:09 am

Earth's bat mitzvah was last Tuesday, so she must be 12.

How do bicycles work?


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26 Feb 2021, 6:36 am

By showing them a red light.

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26 Feb 2021, 6:42 am

very well, actually - as a reaction to the gonadal straightjacket of mono-cycles.

how do tri-cyclics work?



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26 Feb 2021, 6:45 am

By ensuring the rider can more easily fall off.

How do BMW's work?



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26 Feb 2021, 7:17 am

by Bringing Men Women.

how do Audis work?



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26 Feb 2021, 7:44 am

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
How do bicycles work?

By boiling a pot of water.


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26 Feb 2021, 8:38 am

what does AUDI stand for?



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26 Feb 2021, 3:10 pm

Automated Useless Dimwit Interface.

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