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Not at all, interesting looking plant.

Why are there zombies walking down my street holding up banners demanding a pay rise and complaining about the cost of dying?

They first appear in memes, only then they get uploaded to the sky.

How to heal an injury?

Pouring an equal amount of salt & pepper on any injury results in the healing of said injury.

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Give the same injury to the person next to you.

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Inflict the same injury on the other side -- top of the head meant do it again on your lower jaw, right temple with left temple, etc.

It'll keep the pain away from the previous area of pain by spreading it further, making it easier and faster to heal.


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The best way to heal a heel is with hail.

Why does it snow when it is cold?

Lots of things don't snow when they're cold.
My fridge, my toes, and my car don't snow ... but they're all cold.

Which "it" are you referring to, exactly?
Please don't make snowist generalisations against cold things.


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Vultures tend to follow me everywhere.

Why aren't there any snake burgers in McDonalds?

Because people who work in McDonald's really don't want to have to go around chasing snakes! They don't feel they have a sufficient salary to be subjected to this.

What is "snake oil," actually?

Send me $100 and I'll send you a small bottle of it!

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Funny story:

When my son was about three he said he wanted to be a snake for Christmas.

He got Halloween and Christmas mixed up.

We make Crimbo snake jokes and he's never lived it down.

Snake oil is a type of CBD oil that all cobras prefer.
It gives them wings.

What book are you reading?

There are times when I feel like I want to "book" away from books

How does a Millennial feel about Boomer slang terms?

Boomer's can be a bit cringe at times, is my opinion on that & the use of boomer slang terms in particular.

If you have grey hair, or a grey single hair at the very least - when did it appear? When did your hair turn grey?

I'm lucky to never be at risk of turning grey because I'm all bald.

How to save your christmas tree from your cat?

Leave your tree growing in the forest and cover it in decorations. You can visit the tree whenever you want. Alternatively, if you really must have a Christmas tree at home, leave your cat in the forest instead.

Does a falling tree in the forest still make a noise if there is nobody there to hear it?