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27 Feb 2013, 12:49 am

Gingerbread men can talk tough...until somebody bites their head off... :wink:



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27 Feb 2013, 1:07 am

BITE ME!! !

Slowly ... :wink:


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27 Feb 2013, 1:12 am

Let me ease you into a warm, thick, wet......glass of milk. Let's see how you hold up to them apples... 8)



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27 Feb 2013, 1:47 am

I'd rather hold on to your apples. :wink:


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There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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27 Feb 2013, 2:09 am

Well bless your candy buttons, but you're from the wrong side of the food pyramid 8O



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27 Feb 2013, 2:55 am

Bless my biscuits! I'd love to spend a moment on your lips, and a lifetime on your hips.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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27 Feb 2013, 5:53 am

You would still be devoured and digested, silly cookie!

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27 Feb 2013, 9:25 am

my moms nickname was cookie, lived on a farm, and killed mices


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27 Feb 2013, 10:50 am

Did she have a hankering for catnip when she was finished mice-wrangling for the day? :D



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27 Feb 2013, 11:02 am

I'm wondering if anyone around the dinner table was curious about the plentiful meat that Danmac's mother was able to obtain for her famous stew and pot pies......

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27 Feb 2013, 11:19 am

Her last name wasn't Lovett, was it? 8O



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27 Feb 2013, 3:19 pm

You're an amazing person with a lot of potential



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27 Feb 2013, 3:41 pm

I'm going to rudely infer that there's no sarcasm there, only a complete misunderstanding of the thread title. 8)



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27 Feb 2013, 4:13 pm

Mrs. lovett's first name was Margery, not Cookie.

I would assume that someone around here would know that since the name is in the family tree, and is pointed out with pride as an ancestress of celebrity status.

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27 Feb 2013, 8:25 pm

I know nothing, and all you know is wrong


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28 Feb 2013, 12:28 am

I know that...

You know nothing because you have no brain.

You have no brain because you have no head.

You have no head because you are a danmac.

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