Two truths and a lie

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You know me too well!

I'll print the tickets now and be done my daily toil. lol

1. I've been watching Six Feet Under for perhaps the ... eighth? ... time.

2. I've been watching James Bond films to catch up on what I missed.

3. I've been reading The Woodlanders for the first time.

I would say #1. It's probably for more than the "eighth" time.

No, it's 2.
I wouldn't have access to James Bond material even if I wanted to watch it ... which I don't.

I don't know how many times I've seen SFU. I don't always watch it consecutively. There are some parts I've likely seen far more than eight times, and others I've seen fewer. Overall I'd say eight is a fair estimate. Even now, I'm watching the show at two different points. I'm on Season 4 with one WP friend and Season 2 with another.

1. My female friend moved in with me for a year while I was working full-time. It didn't end well.

2. My mother and I are going for lunch and a shopping spree tomorrow.

3. I inquired about adopting a seven year old girl in 2001.

#2?

My lie is 2.

My friend lived here, although I often forget that entire period of my life.
I wanted to adopt a girl I knew; she was entering the foster system.

I donated 2 pints of blood this afternoon

I gave a $300 table to our church sale

I gave my wife my total attention as she shared about political concerns.

No it was the 3rd.

Funny side - The name of the Blood Machine was Alex

Funny Side - I had not had an alcohol drink or drug for a million seconds

Funny Side - I named our new Jackson Pollock Print - My Brain (my wife was not amused)

2 was sort of lie
I have close to a billion seconds without an alcohol drink.

1. I own the Star Wars soundtrack on vinyl from 1977.

2. I like sitting in the very front rows of the cinema.

3. I own the Jaws soundtrack on vinyl from 1975.

4. My father never went to the cinema in his life.


one lie

#2 for Isabella

You're right!


Dorky things I did so my teacher would like me (Age 7)

1. I volunteered to clean the chalkboard erasers by smashing them against the brick wall outside. I wrote her name in the dust pattern and hoped she would notice how clever I was. When I showed her the display she said I'd made a mess and would be punished for taking too long.

2. I stole some of her push-pins, buried them in mud, rescued them, and triumphantly returned them to her while pretending I wasn't the culprit. I expected to be praised for push-pin recovery but she said "How did you know they were mine?" and "Throw them away -- they're dirty".

3. On the last day of school when we were dismissed for the summer holidays everyone was in queue and we were supposed to shake her hand to say goodbye. I decided it would be better to say "I love you, Miss!" and to kiss her in front of everyone. Whoops.

#2. You never liked mud.

It was actually #1. I did smash the erasers but I don't remember making her name.

The mud was a little puddle in the middle of our hard, dry schoolyard with no risk of worms.
It was more like wet powdery dirt.


1. I was sexually harassed by my boss.

2. I reported my boss for misconduct and pressed charges.

3. I saw my boss at a Starbucks about four years ago.

4. My boss drove a Scooby-Doo type of shag-mobile van.

one lie