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12 Dec 2022, 4:56 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Tell them you've known for years.


That's another option.
Problem is, that's not true even though this is Wrong Answer.



kraftiekortie wrote:
Do you believe in the concept of "reeling in the years"?


I believe in reeling in the moments.
Years come with too much baggage.


Do angels enjoy sitting on tree tops?


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12 Dec 2022, 5:02 pm

They certainly do; they don't feel the spikes of the leaves and wood up top! And they have X-ray vision; they can see the ground below.

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?



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12 Dec 2022, 9:53 pm

It depends on how many pins can fit on the head of an angel.

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13 Dec 2022, 3:13 am

The weather.

Why did all non-bird dinosaurs go extinct but alligators are still there?


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13 Dec 2022, 5:00 am

It is well known that they planned to be around, hence their saying "See you later alligator. In a while crocodile."

What made that big hole in America called the Grand Canyon?


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13 Dec 2022, 5:23 am

Nothing. It's the valley between America's buttocks.

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13 Dec 2022, 5:29 am

Donald Trump will say it is fake news and there won't be a problem.

What will happen when that giant asteroid hits Poland later today?


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13 Dec 2022, 5:39 am

Poland will be can into space :mrgreen: https://www.google.com/search?q=poland+ ... 66&bih=607

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13 Dec 2022, 8:42 am

Very easily----perfect fertilizer for your garden!

Is it possible that animal poo inspired people to look into domesticating plants?



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13 Dec 2022, 9:19 am

Certainly! The shape and texture... it's very inspirational!

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13 Dec 2022, 9:35 am

My Big Toe would rebel, and would demand to be separated from my foot.

Do you believe toes have distinct personalities?



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13 Dec 2022, 9:41 am

Only in pairs.
You can pair your toes in 45 different combinations and this is the number of personalities inhabiting your feet.

Give me a good reason not to clean my apartment.


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13 Dec 2022, 9:44 am

Your apartment has sensory sensitivities to brooms and cleaning fluid----and especially to the sound of the vacuum cleaner.

If your terrace looks out to a junk heap, is that a "good view"?



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13 Dec 2022, 9:46 am

Only if the junk heap is fresh and nothing has grown on it yet.

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13 Dec 2022, 10:07 am

Exile----especially if I'm a resident of a banana republic.

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13 Dec 2022, 10:30 am

So they would consistently arrive late.

Why is it a different time in the USA to UK?


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