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28 Feb 2013, 12:31 am

Magic eight ball says this is certain. I shall pass all future decision-making to my plastic oracle... :shrug:



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28 Feb 2013, 4:59 am

I fart in your general direction.



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28 Feb 2013, 6:00 am

Oh so glad to hear that......

I had thought that the toxic cloud causing emergency evacuation of your entire city was caused by your breath.

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28 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm

Dormice only pee rosewater. I know it's true because I saw it on the interwebz... :P



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28 Feb 2013, 1:24 pm

You look a bit pale today. Have you been bathing in bleach again?


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28 Feb 2013, 3:10 pm

Victorian chic :wink: Now allow me to gather my parasol, because the sun is just glaring off your head.. :P



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28 Feb 2013, 7:42 pm

parasol? that large caped mushroom won't take you to that magical place, it will only fill you up.


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28 Feb 2013, 8:49 pm

So why do you look like you've gone to a magical place...and left your body behind?


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28 Feb 2013, 8:57 pm

The same reason why you're tripping on rainbows...



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28 Feb 2013, 9:32 pm

At least my hair doesn't look like I could be turned upside-down and used for a broom


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28 Feb 2013, 9:41 pm

you watch your mouth
I have a deep infacuation for that girl!........and you smell like rotting oysters


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28 Feb 2013, 9:45 pm

Thanks for noticing.
And I'm curious. What does 'infacuation' mean? Or do you just fail at typing?


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28 Feb 2013, 9:51 pm

Just like you fail at sentence structure, and comb overs.... :P



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28 Feb 2013, 9:52 pm

OH, I suck, um....no, I'm ok at typing, I suck at spelling and punc.
thanks for notising, i lov 2 iritate pepl


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28 Feb 2013, 9:53 pm

Ooh. Timing fail


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28 Feb 2013, 9:56 pm

as a wanna-be stand-up my timing is purfekt


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