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13 Dec 2022, 10:35 am

The speed of light differs between UK and USA and this affects how time passes.

What are stars made of?


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13 Dec 2022, 11:03 am

Too much makeup!

Where have all the flowers gone?

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13 Dec 2022, 12:30 pm

The hippies picked all the flowers in the 60's resulting in their decline.

Why do dogs chase cats?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:13 pm

They're trying to arrest all catnip dealers.

What flavor is best when added to green tea?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:15 pm

venison


What colour is your aura?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:27 pm

Taupe.

What is your spiritual vegetable?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:35 pm

Cumquats. They're fruit, but I'm spiritually fruity.


What would you ask a psychic medium?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:46 pm

How should we modify the equations of quantum electromagnetics when approaching Planck's scale?

If you could summon a ghost, whose ghost would it be?


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13 Dec 2022, 2:56 pm

Mrs. Muir's ghost. She was on a lucrative TV program in the 1970s.

Do you feel you have a Ghost of a Chance?



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14 Dec 2022, 2:43 am

I prefer Spirits to Ghosts. They're more refined. :hic:

What smells like teen spirit?


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14 Dec 2022, 3:12 am

beer vomit

What causes purple rain?


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14 Dec 2022, 3:56 am

A very serious bladder infection.

What changes after a revolution?


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14 Dec 2022, 4:31 am

I stop falling asleep at the worst possible moments.


Can you guess what this says?

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14 Dec 2022, 4:34 am

It summons Cthulhu in Linux console.

When will my daughters clean their rooms?


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14 Dec 2022, 5:49 am

When the cows come home.

Why must people “have a cow?”



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14 Dec 2022, 8:10 am

It is very convenient to have your own cow in your garden as you can get fresh milk when you want and for a steak just cut off a slice as required.

Where is my pizza delivery?


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